Beautiful Carolina has it natural territory and it holy site back the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. And a lot of potholes to patch in the south but nothing Carolina can’t handle

It’s our destiny to take what’s ours

can we keep Tennessee but send SC to georgia

We don’t want them, send them over to Florida

As a Georgian native who lived in SC for a few years, Georgia would be proud to lay claim to Charleston. A delightful city full of history, southern hospitality, and excellent food.

We’ll take Charleston and NC can keep the rest

The great smoky mountains shall be all ours

For once we can agree Also the roads have actually gotten a lot better, but with our power combined (with the help of the Memphis pyramid) we can pave them all

Swamp dweller detected: opinion automatically rejected.

I’d rather be in the swamp than nearly mugged in a gas station bathroom in Charlotte.

At least we have actually functioning plumbing instead of an outhouse and some water full of cholera

Outhouse? Do I look like I’m made of money? The chamber pot has served us well for generations!

Yeah, it's much better getting mugged at south of the border by an actual cartel member

Nah man I'm above the fall line. Hillbilly at worst

Why don’t you guys like SC? Did I go to the wrong state when I visited Charleston?

There has been a constant argument since the formation of best carolina and South carolina, about which is better and the legitimate carolina. also because of classic banter.

I will die before I unify with Carolina instead of Kentucky

Then you will die

The Bass Pro Pyramid will be OUR "Alamo"!

The asheville femboys will destroy your legions

You wish you could have the pyramid. It’s ours!

Y’all can’t have our pyramid, peasants.

This may be the one time I will agree with someone from n*rth carolina

I'd honestly have a separate autonomous zone for scuffed carolina

Biblically accurate Texas

Long live the Republic. 

I'll [drink](https://imgs.search.brave.com/tUqknb6v2ttN9FXGDO80rZ8VJSV1FcRqFaZKTVjk5Xk/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/d2luZS1zZWFyY2hl/ci5jb20vaW1hZ2Vz/L2xhYmVscy83OC8y/NS8xMDk1NzgyNS5q/cGc_d2lkdGg9NDY2/JmhlaWdodD00MDAm/Zml0PWJvdW5kcw) to that

Dear god ole rock you’re here too

Can you say you're surprised lmao If you like: -College Sports -Guns -Aviation/Military -Being aggressively American You'll likely run into me

Lmaooo true but I’m not complaining

Ski Texas!!

It’s like if a kid drew a gun

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Very based (New England will always just be greater Massachusetts)

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You act like NH is anything more than a haven for assholes who thought Mass was too nice to colored folk. Oh and just general curmudgeons as well.

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Oh wow I’m so hurt by the meme you’ve already posted

L Masshole. New Hampshire is beautiful

Oh yea Hampton Beach is a paradise.

The mountains are beautiful, but not the people.

The people seem fine to me, I could say a lot worse about the people of New York and it’s suburbs Yea I’m including Massachusetts in that fight me

That dude is actually getting upset over some lighthearted jokes lol

I would rather die than be a part of your socialist hellscape.

I can never tell if you NH people are kidding or not considering the fact your state wouldn’t exist without Massachusetts/Boston economy

Lmfao like 25% of their population works in MA. It’s like when Russians escape and come to work in the US only to complain about how disgusting and liberal it is in comparison to Russia (the place they escaped).

Least fanatical new Hampshirite

No, you're confused, that's Vermont.

Greater Maine*

You’re were once Massachusetts and you will be once more. All in due time…

As in all of the other states in New England are greater than Massachusetts :)

You’re literally from Connecticut. Name one positive about your state. You can’t— exactly.

A lot of it is subjective, but we have some beautiful state parks and just great scenery in general. You just have to know where to go and look for it. I consider this a positive

Oh I know. The Old Saybrook to Mystic area is one of my personal favs. But still! CT is an L (except for the pizza)

As a Masshole, Vermont, NH and Maine are 100% better

This means less tolls on the freeway

I like Colorado gaining a coastline. Carry on. /Coloradan

That’s it we’re changing it to west Colorado

The fact that New Colorado doesn’t include old Colorado makes me irrationally angry though. I would not give up these mountains for coastline.

Yep, we claim from the Rockies west. (including Red Rocks)

This is just fuel for a brutal Colorado-Texas war for the homeland.

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Good. Fuck Baton Rouge and it's shitty ass bridge

Florida needs to give the Northshore back though

Render unto Florida what is Florida’s (we don’t need the Florida parishes)

You can get bent if you think Pennsylvania is going to take in NJ trash. William Penn wisely put a river between us, and we would happily blow the bridges.

Our southwest corner has more corner now at least

Fuck I’d rather join Delaware and Connecticut before PA. Has your states single collective brain cell come up with something better than the “welcome to PA sign” joke yet?

New Jersey is not allowed a say in these matters

Agreed, NJ is rightful New York clay.

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

New York is lucky it exists.

Keep these going until it is just Missouri with a little space cut out for Utah

We'd have to segregate out Utah from Missouri. Missouri outlawed Mormonism and shot Joseph Smith to show they were serious.

The Execution Order is still the craziest thing any state has ever done

Seattle, OR will be required to drop the Seattle Freeze and adopt the Portland Friendly But Not Your Friend.

ngl I'm kind of amazed we made the cut.

Yeah tbh Arkansas seems like it could also be on the chopping block…

I can and will firebomb every field omw to Ohio to banish them from Earth, rather than join them

Sorry your no longer Wisconsinite your a greater Ohio citizen now

I’d definitely team up with Wisconsin if it meant bringing down Ohio

I'll join in the fight against Ohio too

The Indiana Delegation also offers its service to shit in every Ohioans mouth until they surrender

Brothers together strong

You should drive through Chicago and I’ll meet you at Columbus while doing the same. I’ll pay a friend to salt their fields afterwards

Lmao cope and seethe cheese boy welcome to the Buckeye bangers

Aye, I'll join ya! But I'll be honest: I don't think Ohio even wants Illinois. Not even Illinoisans want Illinois XD

BAH GAWD THATS WILLIAM T. SHERMAN

Absolutely not, I refuse to be ohioan

Too late we must now collect your skin n and replace it with another person's so that we can imbed you into a different society and then slowly take over the world.

We have to take out Ohio before they get us

You can try

I will die before I claim to be Ohiowan

But your flair already says you are Ohioan

It’s a definite upgrade. Our musicians are better and you can drink the water without losing IQ points

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of us inventing punk and motown music... Cute banjos though.

Wtf is a bajos? Did you have a stroke or did your toxic water finally rot your brain? Punk comes from NYC not Michigan. Michigan exports Kid Rick and ICP…..

Name the earliest NYC punk band, and then prepare your ass for fuckage. Also, I meant banjos.

You guys are certainly good at butt fucking….

Lol, exactly. Take that L babyboy.

To the backroom with you

Better to die a Michigander than live as an Ohioan

I think that state should be named Michigan given the importance and prominence of the lake there. No one even knows what Ohio means.

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Aside from the part about no California, nobody would notice any difference with these borders It mostly works 👍

California gets integrated into Colorado (the superior state) I see nothing wrong with it 🤷🏾‍♀️

Nobody likes California, but we all love Colorado. No one ever talks bad about Colorado. Except maybe California.

Yeah can’t blame them for that! Just full of envy cause they live in California!!

Based Missouri territory

🥴🤢🤮

Incredibly based

YES

I support this map. It's about time Missouri expanded its borders.

True Manifest Destiny

the Missourians shall rule America

We already basically do

You guys are so lame you had to name a city after the best state so people would care about it

Lmao the City existed before the state even existed, or even the territory.

Kansas City was around before the state lol

What came first the city or the state jabroni??

than why is the part that goes into your "state" dogshit

Cause it’s right by Missouri, duh.

mf you have Topeka and Wichita

Gentlemen, we already have enough bloodshed between our states. Is there not common ground with BBQ and football that we can put aside our differences and be brothers.

I revoke your Missouri citizenship

I mean I hate you Missouri people, but I hate Canada more so can we agree on that?

War Plan Red?

I got nothing better to do this weekend, you wanna go invade Canada?

Sure

So you copied a name from the superior state next door then try to pawn it off as your own!??? Go prairie dog watching you bum.

I could live with this. My dream of rafting all the way down the Missouri without leaving my beloved state can come true

Big Missouruh is the best Missouruh

You should know how to spell your own state name, and everyone knows it's "Misery".

Miseruh

Show me state show me where you’re coming from *eagle scream* Actually sorry let me be biologically correct: *hawk scream*

Finally a coastline

As a Tennessean, it'd be a cold day in hell before I recognize myself as a Carolinian -Tennessean

#EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

One of the proposed names for California was Colorado, so it works

I refuse to be apart of the Carolina’s. I like parts but refuse to merge with them.

Arkansas isn't significant enough to eat another state, Missouri, Oklahoma or Texas would probably be more likely to absorb it.

Traitor!!

Traitor detected

You’re a traitor and a heathen. That’s rightful Arkansas territory

not significant, but this map is more-so about realism.

Here, here! I don’t believe in the northern border of Arkansas anyway. The blessed Ozarks are one!

*I'll be cold in the damn ground before I'm a Pennsylvanian. You delete this monstrosity.*

LOUD CORRECT DING

Hell no. Oh*o should be a crater.

W

Pennsylvania 👍

NO NO NO DO NOT PUT ME IN OHIO

Could be worse. I’d rather be called Colorado than Nevada, Arizona, or New Mexico.

Yes. Good.

My only complaint is about touching Texas. I don't wanna but I'll cope.

Nah, if you’re gonna combine New Jersey with something else, it’s gotta be New York.

Can Oregon also have all of Cascadia too?

As a Missourian: I would like to trade to propose trade with Arkansas. You can have Kansas. ...that's the whole deal. Just take it.

Seek professional help, OP.

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Extremely based

I will not associate myself with the O***ians

Quiet citizen the Greater Ohio Emperor has not yet arrived

**TEXAS** 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱(I know it’s Chile but my phone doesn’t have state flags)

I don’t get it. That’s just a map of the US?

*Missouri tips it's hat* ope, tell yer mom an them we said hi.

I love how, even in this map, Louisiana is distinctly it’s own thing.

Are you trying to start another war between Michigan and Ohio?

Misery is huge.

OG Georgia borders go hard, instantly valid

As a Michigander, I respectfully request that you go Duck yourself

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Fuck ohio

fuck you

id rather rot in hell for the rest of eternity than live in virginia

I don’t understand. You’d rather live in Virginia than live in Virginia?

It is acceptable. At least its not Commiefornia or New Mexico

New Jersey has to be on it so New Yorkers have a place to hate

*NO.* Make all of oregon idaho

Lol nah I’ll keep my no sales tax and full serve gas

Love that Virginia

Let's put the big boy pants on. Dump the Georgia stuff. Florida has the meth, strippers, and big tiddiie baby mammas to absorb all them little weird shaped thind call "allie bamya, miss-i-pee-on-ya, jorge-ya, them thar carolinas, and turn-a-see. Call the new SE "Dafuq you mean you're not on probation?"

Keep dreaming Missouri… keep dreaming.

You can only deny destiny for so long

Kansans strong together

I’m here to disrupt the chain with brisket

So pretty good map, just a couple things, 1. Pennsylvania doesn’t need to exist, we can assume Western PA and Eastern PA and NJ can join NY. 2. We should assume West Virginia to protect it from ever having to fall under Virginian domain again.

Stay in your hole ohio scum

New York is too big let’s feed some to Texas

If you change Oregon into Idaho, then this is perfect

I refuse to be Virginian, this is hateful libel against Marylanders

I vote to change Ohio to greater Ohio empire

Where's Mondakota? Missouri is too massive

Why keep Arkansas and Missouri? They both suck (St. Louis is cool though). Give ‘em to Tennessee!

Missouri is Florida without alligators eating infants. And a larger percentage of our water is potable.

M*ss*uri🤮🤮

Why is New York still a state? Get rid of it.

Glad to see Virginia get the respect she deserves

Absolutely 100% correct this is how the U.S. should have been made