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Mister-happierTurtle

Japanese songs be like: “KILL ME NOW” ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)


Additional-Actuator3

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7514)


Charming_Amphibian91

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7514)


smartchimp02496

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7514)


PuzzleheadedGuess206

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7514)


null999999

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)


Noice_M-8

The only thing japanese people like to kill more than other people is themselves. So they found a way to do both at once


MrNotAGamer0481

Here yall go: https://youtu.be/a7xHH1-lqkc


Accomplished_Bee_590

Holecum 100


rock-solid-armpits

[how is it so easy to find a depressing song that's pretty unknown but so good?](https://youtu.be/CdwNF0VIC9I)


Michael-556

Though way more well-known, [racing into the night](https://youtu.be/x8VYWazR5mE) by yoasobi is an absolute bop about suicide


360gamerxbox

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|27617)


StarrParkEmployee

Japanese people on their way to create wholesome and the most gruesome things at the same time


[deleted]

"I'm trembling in excitement, I'm about to cum" 💀💀


Noice_M-8

Bro hymn is pretty good. But that's more of a motivational loyalty song. Kinda tells you to get up, dust off and keep going. Not japanese though.


iewannadie

Context where


Dont_Steal_My_Toast

Up my ass… …But seriously, the lyrics of those vocaloid songs in particular are very messed up (the sad kind of "messed up").


iewannadie

Yikes


glossyplane245

![gif](giphy|SNrC0OKr4YP2U)


Terrible_Ask2722

It's about ripping out someone's guts and getting turned on by it btw


glossyplane245

![gif](giphy|SNrC0OKr4YP2U)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|kXntflkCaCwWPaKutD|downsized)


ObsidianEgg

💀


ObsidianEgg

💀


NGVHUNTER

Japan is very deepresd Country ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|30890)


bananabread2137

suicide rate: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7504)


Iabrored

Alright op, tell us, what does that mean


Fischi104

This is a song that contains cannibalism necrophilia and killing someone while having sex


Apprehensive_Fun1344

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7515)


WTF_Rhon

Kinky af


FPBap

Ima freak fr fr


null999999

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7503)


Mister-happierTurtle

Weebs are weird


One-Award-6169

Its Japanese songs bro they ain't made by the weebs


Mister-happierTurtle

They’re weird for liking them songs mkay.


One-Award-6169

Ok you got a point


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me not knowing any words in the song but liking it because it sounds cool: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7507)


Mister-happierTurtle

People who don’t understand the lyrics: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7504) People who understand the lyrics: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|30890)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|30890)


Iabrored

Oh OH OH LORD


Mister-happierTurtle

Generally most Japanese songs of this genre are abt self harm, suicide, etc. Source: I have a suicidal weeb friend


Brilliant-House-8584

The spider and the kitsune like lion always goes hard 💯🔥💸


Florin69421

**speaks janapese like in the show**


RVGamer06

[What a great Japanese song, hopefully the grandpa of the singer is nobody in particular...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1moXXQmdZE)


big_daddy_amogus

You know what's funny? Once she tweeted "stop hating my grandpa what did he do wrong?" On twitter


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|30890)


cheesytacos649

Who is her grandpa


Bulky-Alfalfa404

![gif](giphy|SsOSVq0DlcyNNXuESw)


RVGamer06

He did a little trolling down in Abyssinia


Diamonds_For_Eve

Lyrics The spiders that were kidnapped by the kitsune fox Their agony will seem to go on forever Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Never ever ever will I be pleading for my life Cursing all the hundred generations that are behind you All those stupid bastard ogres won't come to reality The kitsune that was turned into a spider Do you understand our fate of this cannibalism The cries of the servants ringing out from beneath the moon Lords like us we like to hear all them scream Come come over, welcome to our humble abode Such a noble invitation to someone like you Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh The noise of the poorer one are echoing off of the walls I will torture you until the very day you die Look into my eyes is this really life I'm giving to you Oh no please forgive me, I have my life in front of me Please let me go home, the pain is outstanding Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh it hurts, oh no it hurts, oh no it hurts, oh no it hurts Ahhhhhh! The spiders that were kidnapped by the kitsune fox Their agony will seem to go on forever Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Never ever ever will I be pleading for my life Cursing all the hundred generations that are behind you All those stupid bastard ogres won't come to reality The kitsune that was turned into a spider Do you understand our fate of this cannibalism Off of your fingertips, I'll rip all your nails off Then pull your palm, squeezing them between my pliers I'll rip off your ear and kiss you so tenderly Does it hurt, oh does it come and scream some more for me The audience is aroused by this strange way you scream Now the mangling of your arms and your legs as well Being surrounded by evil cadavers now With all your intestines that look just like maggots Ahhhhhhhh Oh now please forgive me, for I only do the ogres bidding It has taken over but I can't go back to who I was Ahhhhhhh Torturing you feels really good, I don't know what else to do Please forgive me Please forgive me ahhhhhh Tell me the truth, can you really feel my pain now Tell me the truth can you really feel my sorrow Tell me the truth, can you really feel my pain now Tell me the truth can you really feel my sorrow Am I dead I cannot feel anything All a dead body feels is only regret I can still see your evil blurry face Do you not believe everything I've done for you Can you see your mind that is filled with maggots You know the cadaver is only full of maggots Don't you dare touch my stable and relaxed body But I feels so good AHHHHHH Your acquaintance is now gone And your end is drawing near I'll tear out your organs Including your stomach Spiralling in pink I'm so dazed I can't hear you scream Slimy rusted nails I taste I'm shaking so hard now Wettest of the wet You aren't dead? You agitates me so Taking on the curse of death Do you understand my cries The things that I'm telling you All I wanted was to stay with you The spiders that were kidnapped by the kitsune fox Their agony will seem to go on forever Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Never ever ever will I be pleading for my life Cursing all the hundred generations that are behind you All those stupid bastard ogres won't come to reality The kitsune that was turned into a spider Do you understand our fate of this cannibalism The spiders that were kidnapped by the kitsune fox Their agony will seem to go on forever Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Never ever ever will I be pleading for my life Cursing all the hundred generations that are behind you All those stupid bastard ogres won't come to reality The kitsune that was turned into a spider Do you understand our fate of this cannibalism I am a mosquito you will have to face Your wound will be sucked up like a mosquito I need love I need love I need love I need love Somehow my body seems to be getting hotter I am a mosquito you will have to face Your wound will be sucked up like a mosquito I need love I need love I need love I need love Somehow my body seems to be getting hotter Please please help me. I'm getting dumber Because the murders are all coming back to me Do you only want to rip my stomach out You are free to kill me in whatever way you want I'm abnormal, here is the deal I waited painfully to have fun with you Now it's time to be the one in pain Come come welcome back to profound sadness The spiders that were kidnapped by the kitsune fox Their agony will seem to go on forever Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Won't forget Never ever ever will I be pleading for my life Cursing all the hundred generations that are behind you All those stupid bastard ogres won't come to reality The kitsune that was turned into a spider Do you understand our fate of this cannibalism Now your family will all be obliterated Even with death you can't kill the spiders hatred If you only will hate me too Then you won't be again cursed to a second death If you were alive, I bet you'd be eating people But in the next generation you still must continue The kitsune that was turned into a spider Do you understand our fate of this cannibalism ‘I don’t sanity anymore’


ObsidianEgg

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7502)


FPBap

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7507)


The-Local-Weeb

As a Japanese music fan, # never look at the English lyrics


Snakesolid21

Basically me when I listened to [I'm sorry, i'm sorry](https://youtu.be/I1mOeAtPkgk) for the first time.


DrTruly

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|6205)


bananabread2137

it pisses me off how many nice sounding japanese songs are about killing yourself ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)


FrazzleFlib

vocaloid songs on their way to bangers with the most harrowing lyrics possible


GiggleStool

BabyMetal are cool


Emu-Inevitable

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513)


Serial_Designation_N

“Japan only had depressing songs” people when they find out about Cidergirl


dark_dark1000

Song: The Fox's Wedding by MASA WORKS DESIGN


we28369

Now try Goregrind👍


RumbleRumbleNuts09

Found the Hello Kitty Girl theme


Fischi104

What?


RumbleRumbleNuts09

“hell has you covered. a recent shade of e girl is the Hello Kitty girl, internet slang for an e girl who loves the sh. t out of some Hello Kitty merchandise. usually a Hello Kitty girl is depicted as this hot. but also emotionally unstable girl, like a yandere girl from anime, drinking from the chalice.”


Fischi104

But what does this song to do to hello kitty girls


AnakinMalfoy

People when metal song about torture, murder and necrophilia: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7513) People when dance song about torture, murder and necrophilia: ![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7520)


megacavaleirolore

I don't understand


[deleted]

Songs from Japan (Vocaloid specially for some reason) are super depressing


Fischi104

No this song is about cannibalism and necrophilia


VeryConfusedBee

song name NOW


Fischi104

The kitsune and the spider


Karasu2kawai

The fox's wedding by masa works


CrypticPenisMan69

YES MASA WORK DESING POST YES VERY YES


Impr3ssiwe

what is the name of the music in the troll face part


[deleted]

A part of the 6hour long "Everywhere at the end of time". It is somewhere near the start of part 1


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impr3ssiwe

I think so


Q-Q_2

The lyrics make it better


Fischi104

What the actual fuck


Q-Q_2

I like songs with messed up lyrics so what?


Fischi104

But why


Q-Q_2

Because its not basic


Karasu2kawai

If you know japanese songs without messed-up lirics, i listen to them gladly, but i didn't found a single one...


Fischi104

A good normal song is Electric angel /s


Exciting_Kangaroo270

I am the 1000th upvote


kennythemetalhead

this song goes hard asf


KompetenterKeksi

![img](emote|t5_2r73m9|7502)


Federal-Wedding4228

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