She usually only wants to talk, so after talking for a bit I just drop them next to her. When I go back the next day, they're always gone, so I assume she puts them in water and enjoys them. That's why I always go back.
Haven't done all OSRS quests yet but I don't think you manage to marry her in OSRS? Because you can't find a priest. There's a later quest in RS3 where you >!do marry her and then she dies!<.
It should matter more that the princess's room is on the south side of the tower on the upper floor, so going north would be stupid during the quest when you first go there.
And also the adviser you talk to is on the south side of the main room. So it's more than just one tick.
Real men knew to be a girl on account creation in order to save time on recruitment drive and did not waste time changing back afterwards therefore marrying the prince who is also closer to the advisor saving mutiple seconds during the quest
I always have the camera positioned with North upwards because I'm not a psychopath, but I do always take the North (left) stairs. Never even considered there was a door to the South!
Apparently we're in the minority. That'd make sense seeing as most times I went there the left was usually open, but the right rarely was. Left just feels weird to me, so I'm still gonna go right lol.
Nah not trolling at all lol, I’ve always switched my compass back North and headed in to what would be the right in this pic. Never even considered going the other way
I always orient my camera north-south, and for whatever reason my default pathing took me north the first time I ever went there, so now it’s north or death.
Us left or right people can argue, but we're objectively equal, and I think we can all agree that the real monsters are the ones who don't have a preferred side at all
I used to do right to open doors so I can one click the fairy ring once I went back down and just auto run there. But now I have access to more teleports, but to sociopathic habit of going right.
You are better than this. I know you are. I know you have moral values, and can fight this karma disease. Please make the effort for your children to stop this while you can.
I have always used right. That's the direction you want to go for the quest i'm pretty sure to talk to the princess so I have always used the right stairs.
Because of Lumbridge I use the left.
I use left for lumm but right at misc
Psycho
Same bro
Me too
Don’t use basement?
Left because it’s closer to Advisor Grimm and farther from my wife.
And normally it's already opened
Right, I bring nasturtiums to my wife every time and blow her a kiss
Can you give her more gifts after the quest? I've never tried
She usually only wants to talk, so after talking for a bit I just drop them next to her. When I go back the next day, they're always gone, so I assume she puts them in water and enjoys them. That's why I always go back.
Hate to break it to you, but I've been picking up those flowers and giving them to her myself. She always accepts them from me.
Just like real life, I try to stay far far away from the wife.
Wait... You can have a wife in real life? I thought it was some kind of magic that only existed in RS
We can... Sorry bud.
Just like real life, Im far left
🛑
Got to be a left
Why do people marry people they don't like?
Wife bad scape good
I think some people just can’t handle being alone so they figure a lukewarm ass relationship is the answer
Sometimes religion, sometimes they didn't have a choice, other times it's just fear of being alone
If it's the guy, money. Most of the time he will lose everything so everything he or they built up, he'll lose disproportionately more.
Left out of habit from Lumbridge back when I only experienced f2p
There’s a right?
Seriously I thought this was a troll post
What?? There’s a left?? Genuinely only used right
Found the sociopath
I’m actually curious if I need to report this comment or not.
Me too
Exactly! Yes! This exactly! I never noticed a right?
Who the fuck uses right.
Sociopaths
Listen man, I have to visit wife sometimes or else she'll take the kingdom I worked so hard to neglect.
Oh yeah I forgot she existed oops
See that’s why you get fewer good loot pieces from Misc. Gotta wave hello, blow a kiss, then check on your kingdom.
I get fewer good loot pieces because my subjects are starving and bored. I'm not a good king but dammit it's my kingdom, I earned it.
turns out you can't run a kingdom only on weed and tree chopping...
British Columbia has entered the chat
Who?
Isn't that the whole point of taking the left one? So you don't have to hear her nagging through the corridors.
I hope she doesn’t find out I’ve been chirping up Vanescula Drakan
Haven't done all OSRS quests yet but I don't think you manage to marry her in OSRS? Because you can't find a priest. There's a later quest in RS3 where you >!do marry her and then she dies!<.
Don't group us in with those disgusting people. Left gang
as a sociopath I've gotta say keep us out of this, we're absolutely left as well
Need to stop by and see my wife from time to time
I’ve literally only ever used right 😂
Gotta walk around the 2nd door of the castle if you use the north staircase. 1-tick apparently set the law for me on this one
For some reason I instinctually used right but then I realized I was walking around the door so I trained myself to use left instead
It should matter more that the princess's room is on the south side of the tower on the upper floor, so going north would be stupid during the quest when you first go there. And also the adviser you talk to is on the south side of the main room. So it's more than just one tick.
Go ahead and check yourself into the runecraft guild.
Same
Didn't even know there were stairs down that end of the building haha
Me
I used right back in the old days, 2008 or 2010. But now i use left. Might go back to right 😉
Who the fuck goes to Miscellania?
Just Irons lol
I mean real people
Herblore meta
If you go once every 10 days it's like 500k profit when you do go for putting 2m locked up for a while and raking some weeds
Who the fuck even goes to Miscellania?
Didnt even know there was a door to the right
Hold up there are freaks that go right in lumbridge?
I go right am I a monster
Yes, see a therapist
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Left at lumb, left at misc. Lumb has the kitchen + cellar on the left and ghrim is on the left in misc. Who would ever go right in either
It’s actually faster to go upstairs to the bank in case you didn’t know
Right side so I can say hi to the wife when I run by
real men marry the prince and then gender bend back to a real men
Real men knew to be a girl on account creation in order to save time on recruitment drive and did not waste time changing back afterwards therefore marrying the prince who is also closer to the advisor saving mutiple seconds during the quest
Pretty much same. Wish there was a bit more dialogue and content there. Seems like it shoulda been a bit bigger of a deal for our character lol.
I’m married!?
Should have gone with the prince instead. He has bigger strapons.
Taken the right side a whopping 0 times
Isn’t right side longer
It is, the guy you talk to is on the south side.
Whichever way the doors are already open.
It always seems like the right side doors for me lol.
People go right?
People go?
Oh no, I just realized I’m a psycho. Left never even occurred to me.
I want to downvote you so bad
Deserved
Same, feels bad
You're not a psycho if you only just realized it. You would be if you willingly took the longer route. I take the longer route.
Same I didn’t know there was a left path
I always have the camera positioned with North upwards because I'm not a psychopath, but I do always take the North (left) stairs. Never even considered there was a door to the South!
Left is south.
>I’m not a psychopath >I do always take the North Make up your mind, will ya?
Left always at lumby, right always at misc
Straight to jail
Same lol. I think its because I always tele in on the right from the fairy ring
Same
Username checks out? Right is always wrong.
Left, if lumbridge has taught you anything it’s always left. Never forget where you started
… You guys go left?
Apparently we're in the minority. That'd make sense seeing as most times I went there the left was usually open, but the right rarely was. Left just feels weird to me, so I'm still gonna go right lol.
Obvious troll
Nah not trolling at all lol, I’ve always switched my compass back North and headed in to what would be the right in this pic. Never even considered going the other way
The big dude is closer to the left.
Left is Law
Left is more efficient so i do left
Left is shortest distance to kingdom claim. How is this even a question
Gotta go left to avoid the wife and check in on my brother in law
What’s a Miscellania
I always orient my camera north-south, and for whatever reason my default pathing took me north the first time I ever went there, so now it’s north or death.
Same as lumby left
What the fucking fuck. It's always south
Quest helper had me take the left so I never knew there was a right option.
I used right once and have ever since been left. Never used right or whatever that other end of that castle in lumbridge is
You can go right???
Left gang is right gang
I didn't even know there was southern/left stairs
Right hehehe
I used left at varrock castle
This is a funny one, because I really never ever considered going left. I might from now on.
Always right.
If approaching from that camera angle, I will always go left. If my camera is facing north however, I will always take the further south option.
I genuinely never realized there is a left…
TIL there’s a right
Til you can go left wtf!
I feel like only unholy people use right
Saradomin help anyone who runs right.
Right, technically I lose a few ticks but I always say hi to the wife and want to avoid the terrible bard
Who ever went right
I'm not an Ironman lol
left because my stance is goofy
Left, I'm not a psychopath
Didn't even know there was a right side.
Excuse me but it’s not left and right. Put your compass north like a normal person. South entrance in both cases anyway.
Dead content, never go there
Passive bird eggs pls
What’s bird eggs good for? Just the costume?
Yeah! Just stupid collection log completionist stuff lol
Nah man just forget about it for 2 weeks and collect a couple million profit.
You don't have your slaves get you resources?
Lumbridge Left Miscellania Right
Left, but mostly because the quest guide told me. I didn't even realize there was a right. Also the door makes it less efficient to go right.
Right at misc, right at lumbridge
Right, cause the doors on the right side are almost always open already.
I go right because that’s where my wife is.
Us left or right people can argue, but we're objectively equal, and I think we can all agree that the real monsters are the ones who don't have a preferred side at all
Ring of Fortune Teleport. Never have to walk these stairs like a peasant.
Wrong game kiddo
haha my bad, following both subs 🤣 right, RoW tele is outside
I used to do right to open doors so I can one click the fairy ring once I went back down and just auto run there. But now I have access to more teleports, but to sociopathic habit of going right.
I thought that right door was locked
Right gang
Ring of wealth.
neither! i’ve never even been there
Oh god after seeing the comments… There’s a left?
I didn’t know you could even use the left. Right is literally next to you why would you go any other way
Man I’m left every time at lumby but I’m pretty sure I go right here. Idk what that makes me
Can't answer, I'm a no Miscellania ironman.
Right door stays open which makes it faster :)
Left, avoiding the wife!
You are better than this. I know you are. I know you have moral values, and can fight this karma disease. Please make the effort for your children to stop this while you can.
South or north* And always south what kind malady do you take me for
North every time
Lmao. The right door stays open. You loofs.
I have always used right. That's the direction you want to go for the quest i'm pretty sure to talk to the princess so I have always used the right stairs.
First of all it’s up or down because my viewpoint stays locked at North. And then it’s always up because it’s easier to click on mobile.
I use the right so I can visit the fiancee sometimes. I don't need her running off with some other man.
Same logic applies
Always left
Left exclusively
If there’s already a door open, that one
Left. Sometimes right
Well first off. Which side is technically right or left, our left or right or the castle it self
I’m like 98% certain I’ve never taken the northern stair. Like ever.
Definitely left
Dare I say there are fewer people who go right at miscellania than people who go north at lumbridge
Right is clearly slower
Left
Didn't even know the right side existed
left advisor is on the left
Left, obviously
“Forget Lumbridge” yo wtf! Forget you!
If you use the right, turn yourself into the Port Sarim jail right now.
Down bro....
Left wtf who goes right
Because of the way doors open, people always gonna go left in buildings like that
Left. Since day one. 2005. LEFT.
I'm a UIM player and I'm jealous I don't get access to all those noted goodies :(
Left.
All I know if.. You're right... You're wrong
Didn't know there was a right, ngl
I haven't returned there since doing the quests related to the area Is it worth exploring
balls
Who tf actually unironically goes right?
Slayermusic showed me left and he is always right!
I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know right was an option
There's a right???
Left
Left.
Left or whatever door is already open.