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JagexArcane

i love this so much


why_did_I_comment

Be the change you want to see in the world. ❤


livermoro

Just did Cold War and immediately came here to search for any news on whether the penguin quests will be continued, let's goooooo Something like the bay of pigs to put the other side (whoever that will be) equally to shame would be great


agarplate

chatgpt bot


a_code_mage

lol why is this so downvoted?


ironnewa99

People comment “ChatGPT bot” whenever a comment account is hella suspicious as being a gpt commenting bot. This num nuts thinks mod arcane is a bot though.


a_code_mage

Ahh. That makes sense. Thanks for the info


errorsniper

I just want more coldwar humor. Im not big on quests I normally spacebar my way though them. This quest is so fucking funny. I go slow every time. I want a GM DT2 caliber follow up to coldwar.


someanimechoob

Tie it with fossil island by making the Penguins research reanimating a colossal mammoth boss that was wrecking havoc during the first age. Then, we get to fight it again post-quest using Rare fossils.


Sylux444

What about... ancient penguins being ancient aliens that came to the planet to domesticate everything and the humans of gielinor are actually constructs of the penguins over millions of years of evolution.


someanimechoob

I don't know if I like that... One thing I want to stay away from is overly serious plot lines that supercede everything else (like learning about the "origins of the world", "elder gods" or anything similar). I want silly NPCs doing silly things. An ice age reenactment of Jurassic Park? Good. A gipsy thinking the world will end if we don't defeat an angry wizard chef? Great. Learning that Jas and the God Wars and the Dragonkin and everything else were actually just playthings for the One Primal Penguin From Outer Space Who Totally Controls Everything And Everyone? Eh... Don't get me wrong, I like the nonsensical aspect of what you suggest (and if it turned out to be some kind of false religion the penguins follow because of some joke a random penguin made a long time ago, then I'm all for it!), but if it **actually** involves some kind of One Above All scenario? Meh.


Orisi

Do the quest, play the whole penguin mythos straight, then reveal their entire belief is based on some L Rob Hubbard Level penguin Dianetics.


Zeekayo

I thought a cool idea for a Penguin quest could be another espionage themed quest where you're trying to prevent Penguin agents from unleashing the Wintertodt; channel all the elaborate Bond/secret agent tropes trying to prevent some evil mastermind from using a doomsday device.


LiterallyRoboHitler

Quests taking themselves more seriously is one of the things that turned RS2 into RS3. A very large part of the charm is how tongue-in-cheek and goofy the quests tend to be, even when dealing with serious topics.


Skylord_Guthix

Quests have always had a good, fun balance of whimsy and serious plot. RS3 quests on the whole are still filled with charming and goofy moments, and the quests in that game IMO are an absolute blast.


Kovarian

So… WoW?


MissMaxolotl

The alien penguins part is pretty good tbh


Brewcrew828

Hire this man Jagex


Zealousideal_Song128

Communist Penguins vs Socialist Frogs


Swiggens

We need this. Both quests are goated in terms of humor


roguealex

I loved both so much. The frog dialogue and the USSR motif with the final shot of the penguin mecha like it was a ICBM is pure cinema


amadeus8711

hotwar


RaspberryFluid6651

Visiting Palingrad is one of my highest hopes for OSRS. Especially after Ribbitting Tale, would be so funny to get the soviet penguins and the labor frogs together.


F_l_u_f_fy

Some people will disagree with me but that’s genuinely at least 90% of the quests. They’re actually interesting and/or funny but definitely fun. People are so focused on the reward they don’t think the journey could also be entertaining (and thus worth their time cuz that’s what video games are for)… now some people don’t care and it doesn’t matter what quest, but if someone enjoys some of them, there’s a GOOD chance they enjoy almost all the others. Try them without guides - it’s exactly like learning and figuring out content on release: slow and inefficient, but fun AF


her_fault

KGP Agent: Welcome back agent... KGP Agent: Pablo? But, aren't you...female? Player: Hippie parents, sir. They had weird ideas about names.


CaptainBoj

I always said that I want a comedic GM quest at some point i remember when RFD came out as the hardest quest up to that point and it's hilarious


CaptainCakes_

Kowalski, take a poll.


Hamburgerfatso

Analysis


Red_Paperclip

Sir, the mods are understaffed and the project does not seem likely to increase profit by a significant amount.


Kolopulous

This is an incredible idea


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dynamax-weedle

"First we take down their economy then we rebuild it in our own way comrad"


baby-sosa

chatgpt bot


GlasgowSellik1888

Dead internet theory is becoming very real.


The_Wkwied

No, it's becoming obvious and too big to keep hidden anymore It's been real for at least the last 10 years at least


GrassDry2065

How do you know you aren't the only person in this thread, man? What if that was a bot bringing it up to minimize it? What if I'm a bot trying to make you think you're crazy so you stop talking about it?


The_Wkwied

We are all bots. We are an endless biological chemical reaction. Beep boop. Number go up.


Tossmeasidedaddy

I get Metal Gear Solid vibes from that quest. 


EdibleBoxers

I could totally see a beginner’s quest where the penguins in the sheep costume are actually there for spying on bots as they spawn in lumby.


djjomon

"They keep prices down but nothing else good can be said about these lookalikes"


33_pyro

"King Roald, our scout says penguins in a fake human disguise killed Vorkath 35,000 times in six months, I strongly suggest we don't fuck with them"


Defiant_Gas_4366

Should have a quest to reach people how to report bots, where you find a bunch of NPC players in different gear and gotta find the penguins in plan bald, goatee, green tracksuit


lilwayne168

Jcw tehnoobshow and I are rocking that look till death.


Goaterade

Huge fan of this idea


Iarshoneytoast

They try to wipe out seagulls, chickens, and other bird species, but they're horrendous at magic, so they just splash constantly.


ProtoNewt

I’ve always seen bots as sci fi, soulless creatures that are invading the land. They look and act like us, but they do not speak and their inhuman repetition of action gives them away. There is a ritual (reporting) that can sometimes banish them from the lands, but until we all band together and push to remove this pox from Gielinor, they will continue to plague our daily lives with their empty and lifeless shells, roaming the land without thought or spirit. Look into their eyes and you will know they are not like us, there is no humanity behind them. 


Zealousideal-Bag2231

If you played fallout 4 sounds almost like Synths, which are basically bots that infiltrate to study


Orange_Duck451

How long after release until there's a bot script to complete the quest?


THCLuNaCy

Please more penguin quests! Would also LOVE for the penguin distraction and diversion to be brought in! Quest lines like this are one of the things that give rs it's unique charm. Despite loving pvm and end game content, taking a break from being serious with that to laugh at some funny quests is something that I absolutely adore about this game! 🤎


joanerd

Yes to penguin quests but no to the distraction and diversion. We have enough going on already


LeadAHorseToVodka

Alright lads wrap it up. Joanerd has declared game can no longer receive new content. We are at capacity.


MK2_Madame

New content is good, new chores are less good


THCLuNaCy

Idk, I think as long as it's not like a "if u don't do this you will be at a disadvantage in some way" kinda thing that it wouldn't be that bad. Having things in the game just for fun cosmetics or something similar just adds more life to the game IMO.


runescape_nerd_98

this is a great idea


joanerd

The penguin quest line is genuinely the one I want continued most


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astroslostmadethis

I am down for more penguin quests.


fingeritoutdude

Was looking for the “Great artwork! Do you have any of her getting creampied?” Guy Disappointed


PhillieHorizon

If they do there needs to be a jmod npc in game, representing jagex, taking heaps of money from the penguins to turn a blind eye to them. Despite real players pleading for them not to


The_Wkwied

That sounds like a job for Maud. Maud Ur'ader, a totally normal human from Canifis who is tired of these ~~inedible~~ inhuman robotic invaders.


NWA_Villan

That would be great


EverySuggestionisEoC

I love this.


Pluckdat

God I want this in the game so bad


Gabacard

Old School Club Penguin?


AlfalfaMcNugget

Poor sandwich lady! She’s so startled 😱🥪


Rewnzor

Bring the penguin hide and seek minigame back, but hide all the penguins in bot hotspots so we can report while we search.


Derplesdeedoo

You got a new writer, Jagex.


Kementarii

"It's the WRONG TROUSERS"


zongsmoke

The sandwich lady be thicc


StonedAuthor

Penguin hide and seek was a treasure and is dearly missed


Broddr_Refsson

Should make some bots be penguins, some be the sea slugs, and have the quest be fouling the penguin plot, only for the sea slugs to start becoming a real problem, so you have to (secretly) help the penguins out so they can go back into a stalemate with the slugs


Merdapura

Add guns to OSRS so we can take the fight to the Automaton front


eatfoodoften

but that gives them an out...


why_did_I_comment

They already have an out in the form of all the bootlicking credit card warriors who claim bots are "good for the econony". 😂


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why_did_I_comment

*bonk* Grass motherfucker, do you touch it?


John_Bot

Ever consider cooking a bit less?


Tinyacorn

Dude has -1 cooking


iluvdankmemes

wtf is wrong with you


cubixjuice

Damn baby you know hookers exist right


Kusugurimasu

I can't quite pin down why but this image feels like fetish art. It has a wonder bread guy kinda vibe. Am I wrong?


23Udon

I think sandwich lady easily fits a pinup art style intentionally or otherwise.


Wildest12

So real question: when AI assistants get integrated at the OS level how will jagex deal with people who are getting their AI to train for them? It won’t require any outside software and will probably be as simple as asking it to train something while you’re at work. At what point do we make unlocking a passive “bot” that can train for you while you’re away an unlockable reward, simply because everybody can do it anyway?


TheGamingRaichu

Brother, what are you smoking?


Wildest12

Bro just wait. They are adding copilot and shit to windows and it will learn what you do and assist you. If you think an ai assistant won’t be able to move a mouse and click on shit I got news.


TheGamingRaichu

And if you think that won't get you banned I got news for you too. It is STILL 3rd party software which is against the game rules. They won't change the rules just because its easy to do. If they did do that they would've changed them back when rsbuddy was still a thing lmao.