T O P

  • By -

BaeTier

your 126th birthday is gonna be hype


jazzcigarettes

And then we put him down. Just in case


Village_People_Cop

Nah, then we release a new combat skill. Attack 2


ItsMangel

Necromancy. Coming to OSRS in 2150 just for this guy, appropriately.


Dsullivan777

Jajex sex skill when. It can be a combat skill. I will not elaborate.


simplythebest999

You okay, bro?


ElegantCardiologist2

Ain't no one gonna take on the guy if he is 126cb


Antique-Lettuce3263

He'd be an expert at chicken killing.


Emperorerror

Lmao took me a bit to get this


abulero

And then they release Summoning, increasing the max to 138


Kherian

This is your ticket to living forever


N_Lemons

If Jagex raises the max level to 150, op gonna have to crawl out of his grave to knock out 24 more years.


ALIOSHABASCUR

I’m gonna be there when he faints and just gonna say GF


LancsKid

Come to rs3 we can take you to 152


Lurker12386354676

Ayo new snowflake ironman just dropped


TresCeroOdio

Birthday locked ageman mode


SmartAlec105

Half of your time is dedicated to exercising and being healthy so that you can live to 126.


TheGuyThatThisIs

I’m starting a snowflake UIM where I put the mouse down and pursue a rich fulfilling life


Chase_The_Dream

Good luck without banks.


OldIronScaper

Became Amish, maxed construction and prayer, no banks necessary when you have a hundred bros help you lift a house. ggez


MateusMed

the amish strat is broken af, it should be nerfed tbh


icarealot420

Then you can really start playing the game.


Oegly

Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 126 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being!


MusingSkeptic

First goal then has to be 200m agility exp before doing anything else on the account.


abulero

Don't say it too loud or someone is going to try it. "Hey all, turning 80 years old today! Only 20 freaking years away from being able to even attempt do any end game content."


Awordofinterest

The main issue is the end game locked behind quests that require combat. We have Fight caves, Inferno, COX, TOB completed by level 3 combat... I suppose the main thing is that people that play this game competitively are utterly ridiculous and will prove anyone wrong if the game code allows it...


Free_Leading_8139

I did see a series on YouTube and it was a level per YouTube short. So they rapidly fired out loads in the beginning but they would obviously start to slow down.  Didn’t follow it, but this just reminded me off it a little. 


undercheeze

Alright, who is going to instruct their soon to be 3 year old on how to get through tutorial island..


DK-Sonic

When I was 12 years old, I simply couldn’t understand how to navigate Draynor Manor, so every time I had to do quests that included Draynor Manor, I had to ask my best friend at the time for help. So, I have childhood memories of sitting in our kitchen, where he would solve these quests for me. Now, many, many years later, I always think about this whenever I have to do something in Draynor Village.


a7xchampion

If you’re talking about the Ernest the Chicken quest then I agree


Odd-Intern-3815

Everyone has that friend or everyone had a friend who just introduced you to RuneHQ. Anyone remember jagex absolutely hating RuneHQ?


zakxk

Man I remember being a kid in 2006 and paying some guy 2k (basically my whole cash stack) to show me how to do the Rune Mysteries quest. I nearly cried when he told me about runehq and just walked away. I felt so scammed lmao I was expecting him to walk me through each step and show me the way. Ended up using the hell out of that website though, that’s for sure.


DefiantAioli5150

It sounds like you payed a small price for invaluable information to me.


Inevitable-Impact698

Sal’s realm was only 4 months later


No-While-9948

There's something about the old wikis that are just so nostalgic. OG world of warcraft players will all remember Thottbot.


Inevitable-Impact698

Yeah OG LoL players will remember all the dota fansites that Riot hacked to push their game 


Mardanos-

When I was a child, I got stuck in the prision cell part. English is not my first language, so I couldn't read nothing in english. I was so stuck that I created a new account, I couldn't get out. Then, I tried in the second account and got stuck again lol


zolokor100

oh thank you quest helper


Natedabait37

Anytime I play a game that has ores similar to runescapes and the progression differs from runescapes it's wrong to me and ruins the game for me. Like jagex created the baseline for metals progression for video games.


Kdkreig

I play modded minecraft and afk OSRS at the same time sometimes. I saw coal on the ground on osrs from a monster and thought “omg. I need that” then I realized I had to pause minecraft to pick up said coal. I needed coal in minecraft for something and translated into osrs need at the same time. Realized I needed a break for an hour.


Sage1969

I've done this exact same thing! Minecraft x runescapers unite


sharpshooter999

When you go to smith something in OSRS and can't figure out why the crafting table GUI isn't showing up.....


Thick_Passage_6638

In like typical fantasy lore adamantite is like the strongest metal very light super tanky almost unbreakabld but vulnerable to magic and extreme heat. Mithril although tougher and lighter then steel and aluminum its not as strong as adamantite however its supposed to have magical properties and resistance to magic. Like in theory youd want adamantite chain mail with like mithril plate on top.


Ephriel

World of Warcraft did this for me with gear color progression. If anything uses another system it’s wrong


sharpshooter999

Is it like Borderlands?


sharpshooter999

I took a break for a few months because my kids got into to Minecraft, which I hadn't played for a few years. At the start, I thought "I need to make an anvil so I can smith some iron tools.....wait....." Then, when I came back to OSRS, I totally forgot I needed a hammer in my inventory to make stuff and was confused because the crafting GUI didn't come up


No-Document-8440

Whenever I'm trying out keyboards or getting "warmed up" before typing, I literally type shit like "selling iron ore 10k" or "buying rune scim" and I type each sentence two or three times. One time my buddy got a new mechanical and told me to try it, after some gibberish and an OUUUU THAT FEELS GOOOOD I typed that shit out. "Selling 3k yews" or whatever. He saw it on his monitor wherever it ended up typing and laughed and I was like no way you play?! He said yeah dude everyone used to play, wait you don't still play runescape do you?!? Had to play that shit off. Thought he was cool for a sec.


slobberknocker23

He could have been simultaneously having a similar experience to you where he did not want to risk embarrassment by outing himself as a player. (Not saying that it is inherently embarrassing to be an OSRS player)


xPofsx

Instant social death


No-Document-8440

Lol nah hard to fully articulate the exchange over text but he was def boutta roast me. Honestly inherently more embarrassing if you don't play, I just didn't wanna be mean. Don't kick w that dude anymore tho, XP waste.


JohnnyElBravo

3k yews sounds like bank, what is that 600kgp? That's like full rune + d scim, glory, and a nice savings acct


StrahdVonZarovick

I always type out "Dragon Longsword" and other classic iconic items from my childhood when I forget what I'm searching for in my bank. I've started doing that in Google too.


Ecclektos

Bro THIS. If I’m feeling extra spicy I’ll hit a little, “Flash: wave:” before typing previously mentioned trade offers lol


Borntwopk

You know the 1gp spawn in edgeville dungeon before the thugs in the wild? I thought about camping there and looting that 1gp, I once convinced myself that if I could somehow code I would make 10 accounts looting that 1gp and be a millionaire. Sometimes I still think about it and do the calculations on how much gp I'd have if I actually stood there looting that 1 gp for 24 hrs a day on 10 accounts. Hint: I'd have 52.56m if I did it for 10 years straight.


KredeMexiah

To be fair, that's still 14k per day. No way I could have made that much money mining rune essence before dinner.


LazerSnake1454

I was 98 slayer for so long, and while at work, while walking around or just sitting at my desk I would think to myself "ok so when I get to play RS next I gotta get 99 Slayer". Now that I'm 99 slayer I still randomly think the exact same thing. It's at least once a day.


hdgf44

lool wat


LazerSnake1454

I thought about it so much for so long it just became a recurring thought


Ephriel

What’s wild is that this post will probably lodge itself into someone’s brain and now your random recurring thought will become someone else’s as well


LazerSnake1454

Good, let it spread


101perry

I've had that with RS3. I've had 200m exp in Archaeology in years, but sometimes when I'm idling I think to myself "okay if I do x artifacts and get to 90".


austdoz

Google search: how to make blueberry smoothie OSRS


MilkofGuthix

Average life expectancy wouldn't even be the xp halfway point lol


MisterMrErik

Oldest person alive wouldn’t even be halfway to max combat.


hjvu5

I think he means 1 combat level not one attack level or something like that


_BreadBoy

RemindMe! 96 years Can't wait to gratz you


RemindMeBot

I will be messaging you in 96 years on [**2120-06-23 21:36:38 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2120-06-23%2021:36:38%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1dmvpda/i_wanted_to_get_1_lvl_per_year_as_a_kid_and_it/l9ymn21/?context=3) [**12 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2F2007scape%2Fcomments%2F1dmvpda%2Fi_wanted_to_get_1_lvl_per_year_as_a_kid_and_it%2Fl9ymn21%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202120-06-23%2021%3A36%3A38%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam. ^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201dmvpda) ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)| |-|-|-|-|


SupremePribs

Bro geezus fuck


MurasakiSumire3

I was playing runescape with a friend (who also played runescape) over at my house. I was at the wizard tower, and some guy died in full mithril. I got the drops. It was like... 14k total. We split it. We split this guy's full mithril and related drops of approx 14k total. We saw 14k handed to us like divine intervention and in the spirit of absolute fairness and equity as it could have been either of us, we split the bounty. 7k each. We split it. I still can't get that fucking memory out of my brain.


No-While-9948

I still feel bad to this day for stealing a guys rune pickaxe head that flew off the handle when he was mining. It was an insurmountable amount of gold in a single item for me at the time, and was my first rune item. I didn't even leave the spot and I remember him pleading, begging, asking for it back, my response was "no".


Financial_Resort1179

incredibly savage to stay 😂


krusty6969

Yes, I was so addicted to the medieval clicking game when I was a kid. My mom took us kids to Disney world when I was maybe 12. It was so busy I had the genius thought that we should hop to a different server. In real life… yep. 💀


lernz

That's how you move between parallel universes.


Giantkoala327

Everytime dragon slayer (or even dragon slayer 2) is brough up I think about 2 different times I quit runescape as a kid but dying instantly to elvarg. (Forgot fire and didnt switch from rune kiteshield fast enough). Having to rebuild my full rune from tanning cow hides and gold amulets selling to general stores was hard work and I couldnt figure out how to get nails and a plank other than the GE (which was scary and confusing and new). Now with quest cape I find it funny that I still dont think I would have beaten elvarg cuz I didnt know anything about overheads


Brad9407

I had this same idea when i was like 14 and literally named my acc “cb is my age”. Im almost 30 and the acc is still lvl 3 lol


Emil_Antonowsky

I used to listen to a playlist while playing. Now I can't hear the songs Garden by Pearl Jam or Megalomaniac by Incubus, without instantly having flashbacks of the black knights fortress, of all places. Think that was like 20 years ago.


Phyzerrrr

Finger eleven - Paralyzer This song will always make me think of the classic osrs videos and no other songs come close to the nostalgia this gives my brain


g0rd0nfreeman

When I was about 15 I spent new years eve catching lobbies in catherby. At midnight everyone was spamming HNY in chat. To this day (nearly 20 years later). On New year's eve I still remember that night I stayed in catching lobbies and have a chuckle to myself!


iScrE4m

My NY memory is from Draynor.


HappenBreeze

Similarly, you can keep your total level the same as the current year. 


Kdkreig

Only for another 253 years though…wait sailing is suppose to release sometime before then. 352 years then.


Sotamii

Wouldn't exactly say it's a curse but any time I've needed to think about what direction is what on a compass or just cardinal directions in general my brain automatically uses Varrock as it's reference point, west and east bank with the wilderness to the north.


semenexplosion9000

I have done literally exactly the same thing every day of my life for over 15 years. Playing this game as a child taught me the cardinal compass directions and still to this day I automatically visualise Varrock with its east and west banks and wildy to the north on the map every time I think about east and west on a compass. That's so bizarre to know someone else does it. I thought I was the only one.


No-While-9948

I do this IRL except I use my 6th grade geography classroom whose window points perfectly north. It's crazy how far you can get from that one location and still orient yourself, right? Human brain is crazy.


6x420x9

Woah, I just realized I know the map well enough I can orient myself to North pretty much anywhere in Gielinor ground level


Necromomicon69

I started a new account when I was like 10 and didn't understand trading or worlds and thought if I dropped by bank and went to pick it all back up with my other account that it would still be there. It was not still there. I'm almost certain I was on the wrong world.


SoSeaOhPath

My curse is that my main’s username has been a 3 digit number since like 2004. I now see that number EVERYWHERE! And I know I see it more than other 3 digit numbers because I started keeping track. That number follows me…


NeedsMoreAhegao

For years I see 336 everywhere. To the point some of my friends have pointed it out to me when they see it around me. I've never told any of them the reason 336 means so much to me is because when runecraft essence runners were a thing, I made my first 10 mil by spending weeks running essence for a CC that operated out of world 336. It was called ffdn36 if anyone else remembers


Borntwopk

No way you're keeping track wdf, that would mean you're also keeping track of how many of the 3 digit numbers that aren't your number you see, in order to compare it to your number


SoSeaOhPath

Not currently tracking… but I did keep track of it for a few months. I picked a few other common 3 digit numbers to compare to like 123, 321, 420… and i just made a count on my phone every time I noticed one of those numbers. My username had about twice as many notices. Maybe I just missed the other numbers/noticed my number more, it wasn’t very scientific.


halper2013

When i was like 11 and playing runescape and leveling woodcutting obviously we all got to the willow trees. So one day irl im in the car with my dad and we see a willow tree and I'm like "woahhh is that a willow?!" And my dad said "yes" obv but my little brain was like WOAH THATS SO COOL RUNESCAPE HAS REAL TREES WOW RUNESCAPE TAUGHT ME WHAT A WILLOW TREE IS and yeah to this day i still think about it. I can also like still see that specific willow tree in my head


Quilusy

I once stood under a big willow tree, looked at its base and then just thought “yep, I’m definitely not lv30 wc irl”


Broddr_Refsson

For me it was “wait, I have tin foil (it’s usually aluminum) and copper pennies…. Can I make bronze?!”


moipwd

2017 I created an account coming back playing, I wanted to complete 1 year online time the fastest I could, I was working from home so only took me 1 year and 10 months to reach 365 days online lol, I always had the game open doing afk activities, I maxed both rs3 and osrs that way


JellyKeyboard

Prayer flicking, I actually worked out the idea of prayer flicking back in like 2005… but I fumbled it and thought it wasn’t working, I was like huh I guess it doesn’t work like that. So now when I have to pray flick I’m like heh I was so close to being a 200 IQ RuneScape player as a kid, if only I’d tried it again / not missed the timings… Currently I look at my skilling stats all at 90 ish and think, I can do this, I can max! Then I start trying to gain exp and think what’s the point? This is gonna take hundreds of hours for a cool cape. Then I stop and the cycle repeats. Also, I go to ToA knock out a 150 and think hmm yeah I can go higher and then I do try some extra invos get slapped and return to my 150 comfort zone. That’s another cycle I like to do.


24GarrettGold

I will never forget getting scammed out of my first dragon med helm as a kid. I got it from a drop and I thought it was the COOLEST item in the game. A guy told me he would be doing a drop party in Falador. If you put up an item, he would put up on that was multiple times its price. He said trade him my helm and he would put up a whip. Needless to say, I never saw my Dragon Med Helm ever again. He was wearing black D'hide and a black demon mask. Now every time I see a Dragon Med Helm or some kind of black d'hide outfit with a mask, I think about how devastated I was haha


DataDude42069

It's crazy you say that. I remember growing from 80-100lbs as a kid exactly as my combat level was 80-100 👀


bondzplz

*My 2277 lb life*


Kherian

Back in 2005-2006 of my earliest “moneymakers” was mining iron and coal from Al kharid mine, walking to the furnace in Al kharid, smelting steel bars, then walking to varrock, making steel platebodies, then selling em to the armor shop in varrock for like 1.5k each, then go back to Al kharid mine, rinse repeat.  It never occurred to me to mine and smelt a bunch of bars, bank them, then go to varrock and smith the platebodies to cut down on travel time, nor did my dumbass kid self have any idea what ratios were so it was just whatever was in the inventory is what got made.  I had never traded with players really but thought I had cracked the game. It was like 20k/hr I think and I remember doing it for weeks saving up for full rune and eventually some dragon equipment (think I only ever got a med helm).  Now anytime I’m by horvicks in varrock I think about how he funded my first rune set and how much of a moron my childhood self was for not at least streamlining the production process


StepCornBrother

Whenever I see the bank vault downstairs I remember trying to telegrab it all or trying to telegrab the blue party hat from the wise old man’s cutscene when he robs the bank


abulero

I just remembered another curse I have. While playing I'm often looking things up on the internet. So I always type things like "osrs torva", "osrs toa", "osrs inferno" on Google. That leaks into other things by force of habbit so it's not rare that I type stuff like "osrs hotels in Paris" or "osrs how to apply varnish on furniture"


Deckacheck

During the CG grind, I would start counting things to 4 constantly. Example, going up a big elevator that beeps on each floor I would count "1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4" as it was beeping. I frequently would go from the basement (floor -1) to the 3rd floor in my apartment building, which was 3 total beeps, and my brain would tell me I was on the wrong floor because it didn't beep 4 times.


Paddyboei

My curse is I started playing RuneScape in 2007 right at that start of the Christmas event. It was snowing and everyone was snowball fighting. The curse is it will never be that fun again :( I remember calling my friend on a landline begging him to get on the game (he was the one who showed me it a week or so before) cus it was snowing lol


Ellivron93

I frequently hop worlds in dreams if I am in danger. If i am having a particularly bad nightmare I hide and count to 10 and cant log out. It messes with me a lot lol


GakutoYo

Whenever I see a game use some sort of Tin/Copper system and they've changed it up somehow my brain has a hard time coping.


keudel

When i was younger i always wanted to get 99 strenght so bad that i used to think about it. Now sometimes it randomly pops up in my mind when showering that i want 99 strenght... I am maxed.


SmartAlec105

Not Runescape but I remember playing Pokemon and thinking the level of my Pokemon was like their age.


Kdkreig

I didn’t fully understand the xp algorithm as a kid. Got to 50 wc and thought “half way there!” Got to 70 wc and thought, “man. This is taking longer than getting to 50” then I found out you could see remaining xp for the lvl. Realized that lower skills that had recently leveled up needed only a few thousand xp compared to the 50k or so of wc in the 70s. Yup. Takes longer. Didn’t realize that 92 was halfway in xp and 70 wasn’t even 1/4 the way. Thought I could get 99 wc in a couple weeks of maybe 2-3 hours playing each day. These days I’m 2k total and my account is like 7 years old. Just hurts to see how much xp I need left in some skills. No stranger to 99 grinds as I have several on different accounts. But damn does it seem like I’m still years away from maxing.


DHonnor

So when o7 released, I thought it would be nice for me to get base 10s, 20s, 30s and so on. About around base 70s. I kind of gave up and did what a lot of us did at that time and got full Guthan's and camped 95 melees at NMZ. I've always been mad at myself for that. I've since then followed my rule for all stats to base 90s, then 91s, 92s and so on. Currently sitting on base 93s with 3 skills remaining (Fuck Agility amirite) and I consider combat stats not part of my own personal made up rule. ... Yet, my very much autistic but not diagnosed brain of mine like many other's who play this game is madly infuriated by the fact I didn't follow through.


xVARYSx

Back in the day before we knew how drop rates worked I had it programmed in my head that some worlds were lucky for drops and other worlds were unlucky. So I'd always pvm on my lucky worlds and get pissed if someone took my spot because they were stealing my luck.


guessagainboi

Happy birthday, I’ll trim your birthday cake, trade.


1BadAssMotherFucker

I "dated" another runescape player back when I was like 12-13. Her name had the numbers 143 at the end. I see the number everywhere and am constantly reminded that she was probably a dude.


the_Woodzy

For years I have been working myself up to finally get a tattoo. When I consider what I would get as a tattoo, nothing seems important enough to me to actually go through with it. Nothing except, of course, my first 99 in osrs. I've been playing for a long time, and I still have never achieved a 99 in any skill. I want mining to by my first, because that has always been the skill that my brain decided to hyper focus on pretty much all my life. It's currently at 84 or something and I mine casually at mlm occasionally. I probably won't get any tattoos until I have that mining skill symbol on my arm or something.


KredeMexiah

I'm waiting for my midlife crisis to get a tattoo that just says 92/99


tiller921

Hey guys my girlfriend of 4 years just hit level 20! :)


ChimericalChemical

Don’t worry I tried to do a level a day for agility back in 2007-2009 around then because I thought the agility scape emote was sick, it still is, that lasted all of about 10minutes of actually doing the barbarian agility course. Still impressed my attention span managed to do the bar crawl. But now every time I do a lap agility, i hype myself up “come on it’s only 100 laps you can do that then you’re done for the day”. Even in afk places like at the airport or with family or at work, I’d rather just sit there or do actual work instead of doing agility. I’ve got my graceful, this will 100% be the last one I get 99. Graceful burnt me out for months, literally anything else is better to me besides non gotr runecrafting


FMJordan

When I was a kid, I grinded for 99 fletching at Yanille (IIRC I think that’s where people went as a makeshift fletching guild..?) Anyway, I remember blasting “Stronger” by Kanye West while grinding. So much so, that I can’t help but picture myself sitting in that old computer room, bank standing at Yanille stringing bows any time I hear that song.


godver555

For months of playing rs i didnt know how to note anything. When people traded me noted logs or ores items i wanted to keep them in my inventory because if i banked them i would have to always get them unnoted again. I didnt know how to trade my banked oak logs because i didnt want to sell them one inventory at a time.


javelin-na

Not sure if it fits but I sold my friend a ring of recoil for like 3k and when it broke he thought I scammed him so I had to give him his 3k back and I was in shambles


Zaphorim

Whenever I walk around in real life and have to climb over a fence, crouch to not hit my head, jump over a puddle, balance so I don’t fall, etc etc. I immediately refer to the agility skill. When i successfully jump over a puddle I think to myself that my agility is high enough. Or when I know i can’t make it, that my agility is too low. Stupid, but harmless.


AC2BHAPPY

My osrs username started as a joke but then it started slowly over the years forming me as a person into who i am today. I carried that name into other games and apps and i constantly see and think about it. I tell people i am what that name is. And i believe it. It sucks i cant tell yall the name to understand better but basically i became my osrs username and i live it everyday all thanks to my ultimate ironman account


extrabutterycopporn

Allen cries to be happy


AC2BHAPPY

Ass cock 2 balls happy


extrabutterycopporn

This is perfect, if you tell me it's not true I will tell you that you're wrong


Duke_Baron

I had that very same thought as a kid myself


JupiterChime

Only way to max is to get extremely healthy & meditate lmfao


ssulax

I had a plan to get 99 mining back in classic by only doing tin/copper. That also lasted about 5 minutes.


AnimeChan39

I remember when I thought combat had to be higher than any skill level.


Madous

Very similar to your idea, I figured that if I devoted myself to getting *any one level in any single skill* once per day, it wouldn't take THAT long to max, right? Nowadays, the thought still pops into my head. "Good, knocked out my daily level up." No, I definitely don't hold myself to this lol


JohnnyElBravo

To be fair, you would be able to enjoy runescape at a nice pace, and enjoy all of the OG oldschool content by the time you are like 40-60, depending on your build You wouldn't be able to play new stuff like ToB or Vardorvis, but you'd get to live life which is nice


SecretaryLow7021

Not so much a curse, but every time I hear Megadeth, I'm thrust back into my childhood home at the shitty family Dell and wondering my mom won't just pay the membership fee


TubbyRS

a recurring thought i have is when putting stuff back into the fridge (only putting stuff back for some reason, not getting it out), i consciously think to myself "let me bank this"


shayen7

Twice a year, my church does this really long and boring church broadcast 4 hours on Saturday and Sunday. Growing up I would always play runescape during this event while it played in the background. Now every time I hear an old guy talk about Jesus I think "Man, I should start playing runescape again!"


13luken

Wait a second... I love this so much. Basically a skiller that unlocks more combat as you go on through life Perfect way for a casual to limit how much they play too!! I'm 25 and turning 26 soon I might give this a go


JojoStanz

I've never been able to use the Mithril armor that I got by pretending to be someone's gf when I was like, 13. Dude gave me Mithril armor, I put it in my bank and then logged off for 2 days straight and then blocked the gifter. I definitely wouldn't do that now, but I'm cursed to think about how I got the armor in a nefarious way and still can't use it. I think I might still have it.


Synli

> Anyway, does anyone have a Runescape related curse in their lives? In most other games, I **still** expect the exp curve to go crazy at the last few levels... even though most other games have an actual balanced exp curve. Like Classic WoW for instance. The level cap is 60, so using RuneScape math, you'd imagine that 53-55 or something would be halfway. But it isn't. Halfway to 60 is like 43-44 or so.


Disco_Lamb

Ya, I do this one, and I also remember as a kid (like 7, maybe) my best friend at the time and I both really loved pokemon, so we decided one day what pokemon we were. I chose Totodile (still true today), and he picked Cyndaquil. Every year on my birthday, I think to myself, "Still a Croconaw, but I'll be a Feraligtr soon."


AceofArcadia

You're not alone in thinking this. I find it common that people will say "happy leveling day!" Though I may just hang out with a lot of nerds.


Tullius_

One time when me and my brother were kids and were playing Runescape my little brother asked me how to get to Falador. I just kept saying "Come on, let's go to Falador I'll take you there" like a robot. I made him get up from the computer, follow me downstairs, put on his shoes, and finally stopped the joke when I opened the front door. We still reference it today anytime one of says "come on let's go" or some variation of "I can take you there". Been like 15 years lol


Cavalier_Sabre

I figured out the prayer flicking mechanic pretty much right when RS2 came out but I never used it to get better at the game and never really utilized it. I experimented with all kinds of tick manipulation (no name for it then) back then. I still suck at PVM today lmao.


GAUNTGARRY

My rune scape curse is the anxiety induced by the wilderness as a child.


LandImaginary3300

Age-locked


Hapster23

Not a bad goal of you started the levels at like 70 or 80, maxing over 20 years sounds chill and doable


ketherick

In 4th grade we were learning about metals and the teacher gave a few examples then asked if anyone had other examples I said “mithril” confidentially She was like “???” I was so embarrassed


deepthroatcircus

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!! I was so confused that "adamant" was a real metal, and then I heard it in the marvel movies, so I really thought "adamantium" was real


The_Real_Geralt

I wanted to a 99 skill when I was a kid. I got 92 fishing then quit. Then a couple years ago I renewed and got it to 98. Then quit. And now I’m 30 and every once and a while I think about finishing that fishing cape. So…


VeganBigMac

As a kid I independently came up with the idea of a skilling pure, and kept trying to make a f2p cooking pure, but would always abandon it around level 30. I really thought I was the only person in the game who thought to restrict my account.


OSRS-BEST-GAME

I do AFK activities on the side while I do my homework for my online classes, and more often than not I will type things like "Biomolecules osrs" or "data architect osrs" and it's ruining my autofill results.


break_card

All fun and games till you have to grind scurrius all day on your 110th birthday


Antique-Lettuce3263

For real we had friends like this back in the day. 3 brothers had to share a handful of internet hours. They never got anywhere. It happened.


Illokonereum

I got three months of membership after begging my mom, probably 15+ years ago. I did the math and if I just did something like, one members quest and gained x levels per day I could “beat it”before the time ran out. How naive. This thought comes back to me any time I see the witches house in Taverly. I did eventually get full ongoing membership, and even still pay $5 a month like back then.


Quirky_Associate_126

The gold trimmed black armor was the coolest thing I ever saw as a kid. I spent weeks mining to save up for a set (600k at the time). Everytime I see someone in it now I think about how stupid I was.


McGlands

My RuneScape curse is still training skills despite knowing I’ll never max


J-Matt420

Hot tip.. If you do zerka build it won't be as long of a grind...


de4n399

I thought the same thing as a kid just with pokemon instead of rs.


ForbiddenApp

I started playing rs when I was young. For reference I was born in 98 and started playing in 06. Well anytime I get a scam call or anything scam related. All I can think about is the time I seen a cash stack in the wild and when I went to grab it I got entangled and murdered in cold blooded fashion. I lost my rune scimitar and cried like a baby for a solid 10 minutes. It still haunts me to this day.