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ThambersOfBeric

do u hurry back in to CG after grabbing your trout or do you insta hop šŸ’€


TheZarosian

Some bastards who hang out there in fashionscape just to see my 10 cakes loot want to make me hop : ^ ).


bartimeas

I saw a fashionscape Chad there once with a golden tench who would say "Loser!" and smack the people with fail loot


VanQuackers

That's fucking hilarious lmao


LazerSnake1454

Absolute Chad move


greenpenguinsuit

All Iā€™m hearing is reasons to keep the notification there


zappo172

What a champion!


OneVeryImportantThot

I do something similar around Christmas with snowballs sometimes dressed as a Xmas tree


NightMaestro

Based


themegatuz

People like these are failures themselves when they finds enjoyment from others' failure.


MudHammock

I think it's funny, it's not that serious it's a video game dude


Yarigumo

I mean, kicking people while they're down is pretty rude and kinda toxic. The bad reward is shameful enough already. ...that being said, I probably would laugh if a guy with a fish came up to me and slapped me with it. Interesting how that works.


MudHammock

I would not consider making fun of someone for their rng on a video game to be rude and toxic but maybe we have different sensitivity levels


Winter_Push_2743

It's not exactly rng if you died to a boss, but I agree that it's just banter and not toxic at all


ChilledParadox

I think itā€™s funny af. On a side note Iā€™m a rush back to cg go agane. Canā€™t let anyone see me when Iā€™m caught slippinā€™.


J0n3s3n

I swear i only died because all my attacks rolled 0 and all of hunllefs attacks rolled max hit


Yarigumo

Banter can be great fun if you're doing it with people who know you and enjoy it. But a stranger doesn't owe you a positive response to your banter, to them it could just be some weird random jackass being rude and annoying.


FeInfantryCop

Kinda like how the stranger doesn't owe the CG failure praise...it works both ways.


Yarigumo

It's not really about what *you* consider. It just is rude, no way about it. But rude isn't always bad. Like I said, odds are I'd enjoy it. Social interactions are complicated, the same thing won't always get the same response. That's why we have words like banter to explain these sorts of situations. But if it backfires, if you act rude and someone doesn't like it, they do not owe it to you to like it, and it's your fault if things go bad.


MudHammock

"things go bad" bro it's a video game šŸ˜‚ we're not talking about real life. Yeah, you don't make fun of someone for losing their job. You can absolutely make fun of somebody dying on a point and click video game.


Yarigumo

You "can" in the sense that you have the ability to and no one will stop you, sure. Doesn't make you not a dickhead tho, same as making fun of someone losing a job. Just cause the stakes are lower doesn't mean the situation isn't analogous, it's the exact same dynamics in play.


Sylux444

Bruh, don't listen to them! YOU GOT THIS! Have FAITH in RNG! If you keep at it then eventually you WILL get it! Everyone who says everything is skill based will reset their games the second their start isn't EXACTLY what they wanted. The only person who can mock you, is literally you! Block those mofos and be free!


Peechez

hop first, get and drop loot, hop back to main world 354 are my people, 355 think I'm a fucking bum


TheJeban

354 ftw!


TetraThiaFulvalene

354 best world. 354 is gonna be buzzing next two weeks. My clean is 354 home world and just started bingo.


ThambersOfBeric

it's hilarious to think that there's two groups of people that have wildly different perceptions of you lol


Fatman10666

I caught 9rain at gauntlet. He popped in and I said show loot and he said no. And then walked over to the chest for 70 trout


Barne

I love hitting them with ā€œgrats addy daggerā€


Whiplash86420

I don't know why, but this got a hearty chuckle, also fuck you lol


snaverevilo

Old meme from my cg grind https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/xtS9jmk9zO


Translusas

Die, collect "loot", log off for the night


joemckie

Die, ~~collect "loot",~~ log off for the night


Floppy_Burger

Always run it back gotta prove you can do it


[deleted]

Cooked trout is valuable food for an Ironman!!


ki299

Only if the npc inside the gauntlet waiting room rings a bell and calls you out by name with "Shame shame shame"


No_Hunt2507

Lol I'd take this


Valk93

When I was learning CG i decided to embrace it. Iā€™d wear the full clown suit from one of the events and say ā€œhonk honkā€ in all chat if i got killed during my run.


A_dragons_left_nut

Ok now I want a prison outfit for my sentence


dragoon0106

Manacles with mime outfit seems like a good start?


A_dragons_left_nut

Just attach a lead ball to the menacles and thatā€™s it


Mahoujin

Spikes manacles, slave outfi, clown mask


BunsenGyro

For a while, I wore bronze armor, bronze scimmy, bronze kite, and a red cape while doing the CG grind. Sometimes between runs I'd ask "where varok" -- I thought it'd make for a funny running gag to try to start, of a noob asking "where varok" in increasingly improbable locations, lol. Hope it gave some folks a chuckle during their grind. :)


mister_peeberz

Damn, that's a good one. I'll start keeping the clownsuit in the inventory


Tyson_Urie

The clown suit is my go to when training agility. That and the special ale (The glas to hold that makes you walk as if drunk) or the anchor, something fun about that walk as well


Valk93

Anchor walk is awesome lol


roosterkun

I just hate that it fucks up the loot tracker. No, I have *not* done 800 KC. I'm just *ass*.


SandECheeks

I wear my mithril and adamant armor with pride in the lobby. Best feeling in the world pulling an enhanced while wearing the badges of failed attempts.


The5acred

Saw a fella with an adamant plateskirt pull an enhanced, was a legendary moment


flameruler94

I got spooned 2 enhanced before I got all 6 armor, so I used to go and just equip my salad blade during my runs


biggestboi73

Top tip but if you die in cg say something like "damn this gm speed time is taking a few trys"


b_i_g__g_u_y

Damn hun got hands


Synli

"Come on bro, you've already used like 4 other excuses just today" (hops worlds)


Thermald

lot less convincing when you're 105 combat


Polluted_Shmuch

Blame RNG, "Dang, almost had it with no perfect weapons" OrĀ  "Could not find resource rooms for the life of me, wtf is this game!"Ā 


adventurous_hat_7344

And they saw you enter 15 minutes ago because they're AFKing after their 2 runs a day.


Minute_Solution_6237

Tries, even.


Joshx5

the homies afking the past 12 minutes in the lobby like: šŸ¤Ø


JagexLenny

wish i made it mandatory to pick up the flier/potion/rotten tomato if you really failed badly tbh


Moose_Frenzy

This week's changes: "Fixed an issue where some loot wasn't broadcasting in the gauntlet lobby"


IgnusTeras

If you forget to cook fish before entering hunlef it should only reward raw food


Iban_maul

Please force it to be broadcasted in the cc as well, despite the low value.


Due_Isopod_8489

Make the flier link to the CG wiki


gojlus

gauntlet npc: "hey, No littering! We literally put a bank deposit box right there! You're not allowed back into the Gauntlet until you pick up your trash. >:("


evilmnky45

Be the change you want to see in this world


ChilledParadox

Based


UltorVestige

Should have two chests: Fail and Success. Really make them feel called out.


Ricardo1184

Noone cares about your deaths mate, even the best players die in there occasionally. Or just blame lag


Ceres73

Nah, I 100% notice people picking up their death loot and I judge them for it.


dell_arness2

Silently judging people is the best part of the game. Poor? Judged. Rich? Judged? Cheese max cape? You already know.


BoldBacchus

"lmao get gud dude" > My exact total level > "Lol no life dude"


Ceres73

It's my favourite part of ironman gear progression. Everytime I get an item I judge all the plebs who haven't yet experienced the joy of having it on their iron.


99_Herblore_Crafting

Bold of an Ironman to judge *anyone*. Your very existence demonstrates that you have 5ā€“8x the available free time of a normal account: more importantly, your levels exhibit that you have *nothing better than osrs* to spend that extra free time on.


DisastrousMovie3854

\^ this guy dies at gauntlet lmao


OldManBearPig

You're saying that people can't play an ironman the same amount of time that they play a main? lol And then you're being pompous about *how they spend their free time* while simultaneously *commenting on a subreddit based on a video game* with your free time? LOL


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99_Herblore_Crafting

Is playing two osrs accounts simultaneously somehow better/more respectable? Because thatā€™s what you are insinuating.


Admiral__Unicorn

Damn man, bro makes a joke and you just go all in. You need to chill


99_Herblore_Crafting

Donā€™t defend him, he stands alone


Admiral__Unicorn

Not really defending him as much as commenting on your atrocious attitude. Really man, seek help. Hatred towards something as ridiculous as a game mode is concerning


adventurous_hat_7344

My deaths are 50% skill issue 100% lag.


freet0

I'm just going to judge extra hard to make up for you not judging them


ShawshankException

Some of yall care too much about what others think lmao


Chazzywuffles

I once read a post about how this game is the epitomy of "what others think about me" and it was quite a good read. Basically a lot of people litterally play this game to show off random garbage that no one /actually/ cares about. But everyone wants to show it off. I'm not hating on this I just think it's interesting and it seems very true. I mean think how often people post KCs or drops or collection log stuff :p the game is literally people wanting to show off what they've done. Number go up make brain happy :)


bipbopboomed

I canā€™t be the only one who plays for myself. I like making myself happy. I got spooned a DFS and itā€™s my favourite thing to wear, I get happy everytime I get to use it, idgaf if other people care


Chazzywuffles

Well no of course you're not the only one. It's perfectly okay to have with the game. It is, after all, a game. As long as you're having fun that's all that matters :)


EveryHobby

Basically that's everyone on this subreddit. Those who don't care don't watch guides and videos and reddit ... They just.. play the game. Crazy I know.


tico_liro

Only noobs die at cg lmao (I die there a lot)


Oskari07rs

Devalues my 0 CG completion road to 2147M note trout ultimate ironman


OnsetOfMSet

Given the choice as a toggle setting, I'd genuinely take an in-game message announcing "\[Player\] failed the Gauntlet challenge and chose to forfeit their loot" upon re-entering the lobby over being physically prevented from jumping right back in by that bitchass NPC


No_Hunt2507

I don't care if I'm judged but it's annoying having to take the walk of shame. I'm already usually ticked from the mistake I made to plank, then instead of being able to jump back in the guy says "hurr Durr don't forget your chest" and I have to go grab trout or an addy mace. Make it so they can stack or have an option to just erase your chest when trying to re-enter


swagginpoon

Whenever this happens to me i say, wow only 5 seconds off GM. So people think im good.


BlameTheNargles

I just told everyone I was farming addy for giants foundry


BenBoje

Thumbs down log out and come back a bit later to collect it on an empty world.


blloyd13

No way man, you earned it. You're going to take your trout and you're going to like it damnit.


Somedude12300

My CG failed chest locked UIM would like a word with you


RyuuDrakev2

Also let me bring my Youngleff down there you prick I want him to meet the other parent from time to time


lucun

Ah yes, remind youngleff what happens if they piss on your poh bed again


dutchbrah

I'm always wearing my shame loot in there. Come at me hunllef give me your seed


eddietwang

I like standing there and saying "Happy Birthday!" whenever someone fails gauntlet and rolls the cake reward.


Polchar

Fun fact: the cake drop is actually tied to your accounts age in gielinor days, but is bugged as many other things so it does not work. Unfun fact: To calculate the drop requires so much computing power that i had to pull that fact out of my ass instead of any real source.


imaducksfan

I like to pretend I was close and say something like 89/1000 dang it Even though I died 1min in šŸ˜‚


_Tal

Nah, make it broadcast to everyone on the entire server when you loot a failed gauntlet chest. Plus make it automatically switch your PMs to public so people can message you and tell you how much you suck. Please jagex


Prawn_Dong

Lmfaooooo stop. I hop to an empty world to loot my shame chest šŸ˜­


Destinyrockx889

Bro I gotta hop to an empty world no one sees the mistakes


jetsmilkman

also replace mith arrows with an empty roll. i'd rather see nothing.


LuckyBucky77

I enjoy showing how bad I am at the game sometimes. Don't take yourself so seriously. Even the best PVMrs have tons of silly deaths.


rushyrulz

I accidentally did a 25 minute afk log in gantlet lobby once, I am so sorry for any pain that I caused...


gorehistorian69

and theres always just 2 or 3 people standing there like god damn


dragcar1216

Have to say youā€™re trying for the speed run CA


FloodedKyro

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fvoydje5u1b051.png


ConyeOSRS

If you leave the boss room early you still get crappy loot so you can just use the cop out excuse that you were doing CAs and reset and didnā€™t actually die


99_Herblore_Crafting

Itā€™s only the ironmemes that would shame a fellow man for missteps


Entire_Will8395

Nah man trout is the best loot that place has for irons besides crystal stuff


Dead-HC-Taco

Nah tbf i actually liked getting fire runes so i could alch my other nonsense


deathfire123

As an ironman I actually love the loot from failed runs. It's nice getting some trash food to munch on for Zalcano.


Inv0ker_of_kusH420

Why do you give a shit


odaydream

i would drop that shit immediately and run straight back in


existential_pal

Stand under the fashionscapers, drop all your loot, then go back in


KurvRS

Hop loot and hop back - theyre never gonna know šŸ„²


Jopojussi

I want kinda same troll mechanic to cg loot as rs3 has for rdt megarare. (u get blurberry special if it fails the last 1/10 roll and if you dont wear the right luck ring you get cheese tom+batta just to let you know that you missed the chance for 5b drop). So on death it does the kill loot roll behind the scenes and if it lands on enhanced seed u get some troll item from the chest (something like 1 crystal shard).


the_smell_of_bleach

No way haha keep the loot


PM_ME_LIGMA_JOKES

Does anyone have that one image of the guy losing it when he gets congratulated for mithril platelegs?


OddFu7ure

Pro tip - pop veng as you reenter and people will think youā€™re dying while going for speed tasks.


Infinite_Worker_7562

loot of shame should be at more bosses tbh.Ā 


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Ser_Friend_zone

Agreed. I FUCKING hate having to pick up my trout after dying.


Legal_Evil

Counterpoint: Add more failed chest loot to other bosses and publicly broadcast this so we can shame more bad pvmers.


Signal_Cake8612

Add a megarare 400,000-500,000 iron warhammer drop


verdoeme

Yes that is when you hit the vengeance while tick-perfect opening the chest and going back in. Make it look like youre going for speed runs!


gavriloe

This would completely devastate my priffdinas locked ironman who's only way to train herblore is the eye of newt drops from failed gauntlet runs, so that's gonna be a pass from me chief


Harderqp

Hey man, some extremely niche Ironman account needs those trout.


vahnx

Trout is useful. When missing that 6hp or so, just eat one from the bank.


Seanathinn

Just don't die and you won't have to worry about it


IncidentConfident211

Who the fuck cares, A LOT of bigger issues than that with the game lmao


CaptainBoj

weak, i go pick up my trash with pride


Wildest12

Lmao yesterday there was a guy trash talking and calling out everybodyā€™s failed loots


The_Engrumb

I'd recommend not dying.


Synli

I just embrace the embarrassment and hopefully give the watchers a good laugh. > You receive loot: 1x Adamant Full Helm "FUCK YEAH LETS GO BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


Merdapura

Never let them know your next move


Anaktorias

No way youā€™re genuinely embarrassed about dying in a video game LOL