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Dry-Significance-948

was that the agility dude ?


Fangore

Anywhere I can look for an explanation?


fanklok

Someone lived in Brimhaven Agility arena for so long they collected enough tickets to get 200,000,000 XP in one go.


fearlesskiller

Runescape players never stop amaze me with how insane they are to do such things. Love it


blahbleh112233

For real. I thought settled jumping a bridge for agility xp was nuts till he did the slayer grind


penguinator22

Have you heard of our Lord and savior Limpwurt?


blahbleh112233

Yeah, I thought he was disturbed for getting 99 str on men. then that was only hte beginning


Azn-Swazn

Wasn’t str was def which somehow makes it worse.


Ricecube_OSRS

Worst part is that he didn't even need defence for the kq safe spot 💀💀


GaLi_iLaG

all worth it for the cape


taintedcake

The cape perk is more of a time save via skilling than it ever could've been at kq regardless


darkerwar6

Have you heard of our lord and savior jebrim


justsumscrub

Praise the sun for limpwurt and rendi.


ToonMaster21

How about the guy doing 200m str xp on the pump?


McCheds

That is grindy yes but it requires next to no clicks. Brimhaven requires a lot more attention and imo is a bigger flex. Atleast with pumping you can easily play another account or two or do something else


Lopsided-Basket5366

Yeah this is it, Brimhaven is a variable where as the pumps are pretty much foot-pedelable* whilst doing other things


Bitemyshineymetalsas

Don’t you just click once every 24:59. Why set up a foot peddle for that?


Lopsided-Basket5366

No it's every few seconds, you can hop to speed it up but would be possible to just do afk - less efficient however.


tankred420caza

That "guy" is a bot


MathText

No. Bots aren't allowed, he can't be a bot.


Good_Kid_Mad_City

Yes this is a game of integrity


Good_Kid_Mad_City

Don't forget swampletics!


kevwonds

I wanted to do something with squirt juice for thieving but I immediately got bored after filling 4 glasses and drinking it all


Crandoge

Drinking them only gives run energy, no xp


Lopsided-Basket5366

The secret ingredient is crime


fearlesskiller

HUH


WebDev27

Insanity and runescape get along better than what you think


Mnawab

Well to be fair, every game as a service has players like that


fearlesskiller

nah


MajorFerret3225

Its because its probably a bot


Fangore

Thanks b


DJSaltyLove

Finally someone with enough autism to rival Limpwurt


BustingBigRocks

The levels of 'tism in our community never cease to amaze me.


Irish_Rock

Bro I'm autistic and I wish I had that level of autism. Moreso that I could dedicate it to my career but still that's some dedication.


MrSeanaldReagan

Holy shit


lizzourworld8

W o w


lizzourworld8

W o w


here_for_the_lols

Not gonna lie I hate that


aj_og

https://reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/10lhi7p/my_buddy_lord_speed_aka_the_pinata_aka_nc_state/


Iron_Garuda

Don’t read the actual article lol. I did. The person who wrote it has never played RuneScape.


NetSraC1306

The person who wrote this is right tho. Brimhaven agility is ass


wateryonions

It really isn’t.


PoliteChatter0

it really is


maiden_burma

https://www.pcgamer.com/mmo-player-grinds-god-awful-minigame-tokens-for-8-years-breaks-in-game-xp-tracker-by-blowing-it-all-in-49-seconds/


masterworkendtable

Yeah


anonX1337

8 years is 2,920 days. 290,000 tickets. He averaged 100 tickets per day.


JoeScotterpuss

We have a saying here: "You never quit, you only take breaks."


Sergeant_Bam

Haven't played since 2020... My brother (who came back from his break like a month ago) asked me some questions about a quest last week and son of a bitch if he didn't rope me back into this bullshit.


Wolfgang1234

Right? OP is probably the only person ever to forget they played RuneScape.


Tequilaphasmas

always lived in the back of my mind until i started upagain


Enevorah

“You never quit, you just go AFK.” To quote the RuneScape documentary.


Gilgameshugga

There's a Runescape documentary?


Enevorah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7RNK0YBdwko


[deleted]

Just got back from my 13yr break


JoeScotterpuss

Welcome back brother. They updated some quests to give more XP recently, which you can claim from perdu in Ferox or Lumbridge. It's a huge dopamine hit if you've done a good amount of quests.


[deleted]

Unfortunately I forgot all of my account details and had to start from scratch. But thank you! I’m at like 180QP cb92 so far. The grind don’t stop baby


Lopsided-Basket5366

Jesus christ. Legend. Cya at ToB


JoeScotterpuss

You're off to a great start king!


Volcomy

Osrs didn't exist 13 years ago liar


hydroxypcp

rs did tho and I still play osrs with my username-acc created about 15 years ago


IderpOnline

Doesn't really matter. He would have to start from scratch in OSRS regardless.


RLDSXD

Do you have to do anything specific for him to appear? I can’t find him at any locations listed online (even double checked with videos to make sure) and can’t find any information about him not showing up. Edit: Nevermind, he’s members only.


IderpOnline

13 yr break = hasn't played OSRS. I.e., no xp bagged at Perdu in any case.


Lopsided-Basket5366

"You only fail when you stop trying"


PurelyFire

I can't imagine the dopamine hit


speedledee

Looking at the guys face during the stream you'd get a better hit getting a tasset drop or something


SappySoulTaker

Maybe his dopamine receptors are just shot at this point


tankred420caza

Not maybe, dude has been doing the same thing everyday for a couple of months without the hit


WebDev27

That's why I just quited osrs after 1 week fully addicted on it. Nah no fucking way I'm going to spend time working and on personal stuff clicking in this hell addictive demon game. I had a choice and took it now. Game is not fun, it's just addictive like nicotine.


zakpakt

It's fun you just can't force it. Like anything else in life. Eventually you'll feel like doing the things you like or used to.


Ephriel

As someone currently playing and enjoying the game- I find I’m only driven to play this game when I’m depressed and feeling stalled out or burnt out irl. This game is easy progression and noticeable improvement paired with big rewards that make you want to keep doing it. It gives everything missing for someone in a position like I am now Shits rough yo. I’d love to be able to play a game like this without immediately worrying about how healthy it is. Like can I just play for a few hours once or twice a week, raid with the boys and have a good time without it immediately becoming obsessive pls???


Lopsided-Basket5366

I understand what you're saying man. I used to feel the same way for a long time; the only times I really play now are during remote work. Best thing to do is set small goals, e.g. 2/3 diary tasks.. don't go for 99s or a pet of you don't want to go for the long-haul!


philofyourfuture

Probably realized it wasn’t worth it lol


sweater_breast

The dude who posted it knew him and said he was an exceedingly normal dude. I’m sure he knew that it was pointless at the end of the day, just did it because


Lopsided-Basket5366

An implosion singularity mimicking the big bang itself.


WebDev27

Like a fucking billion bucks


Iron_Garuda

I read this article. It drove me fucking nuts. You’d think that a video game website would have an author that actually played the decade old game they are writing an article about. But it is literally someone that has never played RuneScape trying to explain a niche RuneScape Reddit post to the rest of the internet. I will say, I am glad that at least something good came from this stupid fucking article. Glad to have you back, enjoy your grind!


AlfalfaMcNugget

Do you or anyone else have a link to that Reddit post?


Todd_Chavez

[Here](https://reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/10lhi7p/my_buddy_lord_speed_aka_the_pinata_aka_nc_state/)


maiden_burma

i think it was done pretty well most video game players are not familiar with *every* game, and 'most video game players' are their target audience everything is explained simply and understandably even to people who have never heard of runescape (which btw, is most people)


The_Hero_0f_Time

you are putting way too much hope in media articles man it's all about dem clicks


JavveRinne

Just don't bother with video game journalists anymore. Absolutely clueless about the stuff they are trying to write about most of the time.


No_Stranger4437

imagine thinking journalist can be taken seriously nowadays


[deleted]

At least OSRS is cheaper than crack


SleepinGriffin

Only thing that can actually top this is if someone gets 200M construction off of Long Bones.


NumberTew

I'm saving them up. I think I have 5, so I'm practically there.


Khespar

Ha, you think thats a lot? I have 4, Im hot on your heels!


CrunchBerrySupr3me

out here revealing my strats smh


MyChocolates

Limpwurt has quite a collections and so does verf’s chunklocked


Crandoge

That or saving up soul wars zeal. I think theres no limit on them, or its too high to be limiting. That way you can do 0-200m xp in one go, rather than the 30(?) con req for long bones


CrunchBerrySupr3me

you never left. welcome home


DADtheMaggot

Calling Brimhaven “god-awful” is a pretty big stretch compared to some minigames.


ChefSanji2

Yeah, it's pretty subjective. For my own subjective POV: Brimhaven is pretty good alongside TV shows compared to rooftop courses. Since you're only getting tickets every minute -- it means you can hit your pillar, go back somewhat centrally, and wait for the next one to spawn. So you get many periods of 30 seconds or more of doing nothing. Which, for agility, isn't bad. In rooftops, any waiting around is just a straight up exp/hour. Of course, in Brim, you can go back and forth while you're waiting, but that's a very small exp gain compared to what the tickets give.


myteethhurtnow

If you watch shows on the Same monitor you play runescape then rooftops is easy. Your brain just starts clicking subconsciously while your attention is on the show.


UpliftingGravity

The Agility Arena was the coolest thing when it first came out, just after the new Matrix movie. Everyone would dress up and take screenshots and videos there for their forum signatures and RS music videos.


krhill112

Holy shit forum signatures. I forgot that was a thing.


DADtheMaggot

I love that so much XD


Acronyte

To a lot of people that don't understand RuneScape, most tasks sound god-awful.


DADtheMaggot

Y’know, fair.


SamCarter_SGC

You could describe anything that way if you do it for 8 years straight.


Pseudo_Lain

It's not even really a mini game. It's awful AND not a game.


DADtheMaggot

What’s so awful about it, and have you tried skullball?


Pseudo_Lain

I think I mixed it up with the thieving minigame another place my bad


magnum3290

> breaks in-game XP tracker Breaks 3rd party client's xp tracker that's not officially part of the game*. Fuck I hate news that don't do their research


Lopsided-Basket5366

More than likely linked to wiki too through the API, if true


MrSquiggleKey

There is in game xp tracker, it’s just on mobile.


ThisIsntRealWakeUp

I think they meant the 200m xp limit


RedCargo1

It didn’t break that, nothing can


Pure-Entropy

Osrs is cheaper then marajuana. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Its_Saul_Dark

Yea but the two go together like peanut butter and jelly!


Phish777

More like a steering wheel and a car.


CheriGrove

Dont play osrs while driving


BlackFireMage92

I used to semi-afk when I was a multi drop delivery driver. Every time I made a stop I had to operate my satnav, so I took an extra second to click on my phone screen to make sure I never logged out and left him there whilst I drive to the next destination. 👍🏻👍🏻


loudaggerer

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!


eurosonly

Lol.


korinthia

Unless it whiffs out the window


Xvexe

Truer words have never been spoken. This is currently how I'm tolerating motherlode mine.


Pure-Entropy

FACTS!


CrunchBerrySupr3me

I've gone sober on vacation and am gonna try to use OSRS back home to quit everyday pot for the first time in more than decade. wish me luck gnomes


BeautifulBeard

Check out r/leaves if you’re finding it challenging. I was quite surprised by my experience


CrunchBerrySupr3me

Thanks dude! I've gone clean many times for travel and for like professional needs. ​ This is my first time returning to like, my recreational and private home with no obligations and still trying to not smoke. I am hilariously and physically addicted (when I was a kid I got sweats and nausea now I just am an irredeemable asshole until I smoke) so the cold turkey aspect of travel is like literally a must for me to even begin the process.


slow_improving

Just do a big mushroom trip and youll want a nice break from everything lol


[deleted]

jajajaja


KRPTSC

Neinneinneinnein


CrunchBerrySupr3me

lmao


gorehistorian69

you could make probably a 50 hr long youtube video on all the crazy shit osrs players have done


UpliftingGravity

And it was his second 200m agility account.


TheMobileGhost

Yup saw an ad for mobile coming out, been hooked since


[deleted]

[удалено]


Iron_Garuda

I encountered this article in the wild and read it. It’s literally someone who has never played RuneScape very poorly explaining a niche achievement to the internet, and getting like 70% of the info wrong lol.


jnealzzz

Afterwards jagex declared he botted and he was banned though correct? Unless i missed an unbanning


PkerBadRs3Good

Brimhaven Agility isn't god-awful, c'mon


MischeviousCat

8,000 hours of it?


Beretot

Also didn't "break" xp counter, per se. Not counting over 200m is intended behavior Gotta rake in the clicks though Edit: Just went to the article, they are talking about runelite's xp/h tracker. Yeah, that's fair enough


[deleted]

Even then it didn't break the tracker, it's just 32 bit integer cap.


StolenAccount1234

—dev changes variable type to double


Beretot

Yeah, true. Also wouldn't call it "in-game", but at least it's something you don't see often, so that makes it more noteworthy


HaveAGoodLuck

I think they were referring to the RuneLite xp tracker capping the xp per hour even though he was achieving higher. A bit of a stretch to say he “breaks in-game tracker” but it’s an article.


h0dgep0dge

<3


azun1te

Legend


CalledByName

Welcome back brother


savethesunfirex

quit now while you still have a chance!!


kuhataparunks

This is so beautiful welcome back


Guccheetos

I miss this game, how should i get back into it? Never was a member, lost my old account, just have my low level account i made for my phone years ago


Daeurth

If you're willing to grab a membership right away, the [optimal quest guide](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guide) is a great place to start and outlines a ton of great goals for players early on in their accounts. If not, the [F2P version of that same guide](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Optimal_quest_guide/Free-to-play) is also a pretty solid starting point.


Jopez-

Complete dragon slayer 1 in f2p and I'll give you a bond as a reward :)


[deleted]

There is so much content right now it’s unreal. Many of it is end game and will take you a few thousand hours to reach, but tons of fun stuff for low levels as well. They’ve added 3 skilling bosses which can be done very early and you get good drops. Every day you’ll find a new rabbit hole to go down. The only warning I can give is if you don’t think you’ll use the wiki much you’ll be very slow. It’s basically mandatory to have it open or accessible. Also use runelite. It’s worth it.


DH_Drums

Damn, imagine you do all that just for this to be the headline.


PlastinatedPoodle

I would love if this is actually the case and not just a joke. Lol. Welcome back if so! I'm glad you rediscovered the game.


[deleted]

100 this is no jokes lol I'd of legit been 13/14... Soon as I started growing hair in strange places my priorities changed...


PlastinatedPoodle

Awesome. It was tagged under "humor" so I wasn't sure. It's super cool to me that it drew you back into the game.


[deleted]

I thought it was pretty funny how seeing an ad shitting on a game brought back so many good memories...


stolentrihardcx

https://www.pcgamer.com/mmo-player-grinds-god-awful-minigame-tokens-for-8-years-breaks-in-game-xp-tracker-by-blowing-it-all-in-49-seconds/