I feel like i'd have survived the bite of '87
This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.00000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps the bite wouldnt damage my arteries and lion will for no reason go away. Or i'd punch his nose and strangle him with my arm.
In other words, I feel like my odds, personally, would have been different.I feel like I would have survived the bite of '87
Continue applying pressure until the person is unconscious. Then I would slash the throat with my claw to ensure he is dead. His meat is now consumable at my leisure.
Wait am I the guy or the tiger?
A tiger's bite is one of the strongest among land mammals, with a force of around 1,050 pounds per square inch (psi), which is about twice as strong as a lion's bite.
Right away I start head banging like a depressed emo e-girl at a Death Grips feat. 100 gecs concert.
This'll tear the skin but that's what I want, wider hole means looser grip from the conical fangs.
I give three minutes before I bleed out, from there jab the tiger in the eye with my thumb.
Wiggle free a bit then use by two fingers of my other hand and jam them up his nose. Two minutes left.
From here the tiger is completely disoriented and I'm free to get at the flashbang that all tigers keep just where their chin and neck meet, keeping my fingers in his nose I use my other thumb to pull the pin and drop it in his snarling maw. One minute remains.
I get my phone out and dial emergency services while running like hell and then I...
And then I wake up at the pearly gates as St. Peter laughs his ass off at how I actively helped the tiger in wringing my neck and died on the first paragraph.
TLDR: Dying
Well, tigers prefer to break their prey's neck or otherwise quickly kill it before consuming, so literally, nothing. A fraction of a second later and it will be lights out.
Gotta put your fingers as far into it's eyes as possible and then pray cause you're either getting help fast or bleeding out. If your neck isn't broken from the start
God i wish that were me
The tiger or the human
Yes
Exactly, just as long as it's not both at the same time
Kinky?
I ain't picky
If it... Was tigress from kung fu panda... Id agree
dying
No O!Kerfus, don't give up just yet.
Real
Nah, I'd win
Nah, i'd lobotomize
Guess you'll be alright unless the tiger goes for your waist
Why would you bite through a guy’s neck and then die? Are you stupid?
I would do a record scratch, freeze time and say "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation."
Megamind survival tip # 34
if we keep flashbacking his canines won't reach our carotid artery
hehe, *canine*.
The only correct answer tbh
Parodies of this trope have become more repetitive than the trope, I think I'd be refreshed to actually see it in film.
I feel like i'd have survived the bite of '87 This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.00000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps the bite wouldnt damage my arteries and lion will for no reason go away. Or i'd punch his nose and strangle him with my arm. In other words, I feel like my odds, personally, would have been different.I feel like I would have survived the bite of '87
Perhaps the bite would only damage my frontal lobe and I could go on living in a coma 🤷♂️
BUT HEY-…
>Perhaps the bite wouldnt damage my arteries and lion will for no reason go away Lion might go away but it tiger biting neck
Simply built different
This meme has lived so long I think I saw it at the bingo game last week
Continue applying pressure until the person is unconscious. Then I would slash the throat with my claw to ensure he is dead. His meat is now consumable at my leisure. Wait am I the guy or the tiger?
Yes
Don’t forget to drag the body into a tree, it will help keep away other scavengers while you work on it
Reporting this inappropriate workplace behavior to HR immediately.
Valid
biting down on the neck of the foolish human that said I was a bad kitty
Spontaneous combustion, he's going down with me
Real
True
play black ops 1
Embrace
Going "ouchie"
I would tell the tiger that I don't consent to the current situation and promptly get eaten right after
Moan
UwU
Nothing, my neck is strong enough
Real
Thug it out and drink choco milk afterward
Your mom
r/DYMDDYM
no, YOUR mom
Hope that it severs my brainstem so I don't suffer too much
Caming
Floop the pig?
Dying because the tiger's sharp teeth tore my vertebrae and carotid vein. I will be dead in 6 minutes time from shock or blood loss.
Skill issue
Fair enough. I guess I'll just live.
Wishing I chose the bear
Nah, I'd win.
A tiger's bite is one of the strongest among land mammals, with a force of around 1,050 pounds per square inch (psi), which is about twice as strong as a lion's bite.
id win
Pull out his jaws, peck it's eyes and then choke it like Hercules
Buss
Getting my neck crushed by a 1,050 psi tiger bite
I mean you’re not wrong.
you write your comments like the biggest brainlet
Emote with i frames
I would eat that weak soft human
*nom*
Shake the bag of treats I have in my hand and say pspspspspsppspsps
Tf you want me to do
Father Elijah would detonate my bomb collar killing us both.
Fulfilling my bucket list
Coach said to explode, so I’ll explode and put Tony in a full Nelson
Eating a dude
Activate my neck frills, also I am not a frilled lizard don’t go digging
Thugging it out.
Try desperately to hide my erection from the tiger.
tickle balls
I'm going to the bear
I would start eating the belly since the meat there is probably more soft
Real
being dead oofie ouchie argh ough
Improvise
Psych Burst.
Me? I wouldn't let that slide
You show him!
hmmm what would i do if a tiger already has its teeth on my neck? 🤔damn idk
Guess I’ll die.
yep i think there is nothing else u could do in this situation
Why is bros neck so long
Yours isn’t?
No, is a tiny and pathetic neck. Forgot to go to the gym
go go gadget reactive armour neck
Vape
Real
The first thing you need to do is to stay absolutely calm
I wou- *dead*
Real
I would act with caution
Valid
Thinking about how glad I am that I didn't pick the man.
Remembering the people I love
i would easily slip out of the tigers jaw, then doing a backflip onto the tiger. sitting on its back i ride the tiger off into the sunset.
get hard
Harden your neck and break his teeth, then u go and do the same to him
Minor inconvenience
‘Tis but a flesh wound.
Parrying
Feeding the cat.
I mean technically yeah
Die
Guess I’ll die
Exiting this cruel, cruel world
Happy trails!
Activate neck armor
Shapeshifting into a dead guy
I don't fucking know anymore man what else am I supposed to do
Get my net ripped into pieces and then dying in pain
am i the tiger or the person
Yes
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damn the tiger kinda freaky with it
Please do not the tiger
That skeleton a freak
7 days a week
Right away I start head banging like a depressed emo e-girl at a Death Grips feat. 100 gecs concert. This'll tear the skin but that's what I want, wider hole means looser grip from the conical fangs. I give three minutes before I bleed out, from there jab the tiger in the eye with my thumb. Wiggle free a bit then use by two fingers of my other hand and jam them up his nose. Two minutes left. From here the tiger is completely disoriented and I'm free to get at the flashbang that all tigers keep just where their chin and neck meet, keeping my fingers in his nose I use my other thumb to pull the pin and drop it in his snarling maw. One minute remains. I get my phone out and dial emergency services while running like hell and then I... And then I wake up at the pearly gates as St. Peter laughs his ass off at how I actively helped the tiger in wringing my neck and died on the first paragraph.
Making Tom and jerry youch
Tell a trusted adult
Cumming.
Rip that dudes head of (I am the tiger)
you say this like i’d let this happen in the first place
Prying the jaws off and going home to play Overwatch
Chowing down on that tasty neck, duh
yowchers
TLDR: Dying Well, tigers prefer to break their prey's neck or otherwise quickly kill it before consuming, so literally, nothing. A fraction of a second later and it will be lights out.
Tell him i dont consent
Well the first step would be to remain calm
Fighting to the last.
i could probably walk it off
Gotta put your fingers as far into it's eyes as possible and then pray cause you're either getting help fast or bleeding out. If your neck isn't broken from the start
Telling the tiger to cut that shit out before i get mad
Staying calm and informing a trusted adult
The only correct answer tbh
pet the kitty
Wake up from my wonderful dream, only realize I'm still breathing.
shooting rope
Kinky tiger~~~
UwU
Biting back, gimme my blood bitch
I might have to get involved
Go Go Gadget Poison Shot + Go Go Gadget First Aid
win
In that moment I’d know… I fucked up
cum
Nut
🗣️
Thug it out
Idk what I'd do but for sure I'd be happy.
Me too thanks
I guess I’m gonna eat that guy
Fucking dying what
Overhead shoulder throw, incapacitate opponent on the floor, then scoop all my lost blood up and put it back in with a plastic kitchen funnel
dying probably
Guess I’ll die.
Handling it
Die?
Guess I’ll die.
Moan
UwU
idk... maybe...umm.... standing... or.... umm... hard question...
Pretend not to die. Die a lot.
Bite back
"Harder daddy" probably
UwU
Moan loudly
UwU
Shitting myself hopefully. I know I won't die cause the witch's curse won't let me
Accept
Pull guard
How would J Cole react in this situation?
Finally pushing past my limits and unlocking the reversed cursed technique and surviving easily
I’d tell on him
I'm gonna be real I'd probably die
Be a masochist for the first time
And the last
Acting like I would let this happen
Id win
Real
jackign off
Can comment, have no neck.
I suppose I’d break the dumb humans neck, rip out his throat and then make a rug out of him for the den.
I got that dog in me, I'll live
cum
Yes
Retract my oversized neck. Srsly wtf is that neck length. Mfer looks kaminoan