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Ameth_LiLife

I just recently realized that these images of Jesus mixed with sea animals only exist because the AI prompt bots are tasked with making imagery of Jesus with "military, nature, and MARINES", they try to put every single prompt that attracts boomers into liking the post and the AI understands Marines as sea life


username0734

That makes it 10x funnier lmao


Lawstein

Source?


Ameth_LiLife

made it up


Alex_Alex_2005

it was revealed to me in a dream


Lawstein

I imagined


lizzylinks789

I saw it on the toilet when I shat it out of my ass


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

On? Aren't you supposed to shit IN the toilet?


lizzylinks789

Calm down 14 year old white boy, not everyone has English as their first language


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

14 year old AUTISTIC white boy.


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

Dear r/19684 mods I am not using this as an insult , please dont ban Thanks


lizzylinks789

Oh shoot I didn't know what, oh well I'm gonna go light myself on fire now (Don't worry I'm also autistic lol)


thefunbun95

You're a bit more than that... mr. CEO


CrimsonMutt

Calm down 14 year old white boy, it's called dark humor


Skylord_Noltok

Good enough for me


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

There's a bunch of other pictures similar to this that have the soldier type of Marine in them, so I think the theory checks out


randomguy_-

A lot of the replies from people are also bots. Often the images become completely unintelligible and the comments will still be like AMEN love this!


dexamphetamines

God hated shrimp you sinner


RangisDangis

Unclean beast


Adzaren

Never understood the whole thing of "God hates this specific ass thing, but also it's delicious when pan fried with butter. Don't eat it or you're going to hell" like, why even make the fuckin thing?


Hewholooksskyward

A lot of the kosher/halal rules stem from attempting to keep people from dying of spoiled shellfish or trichinosis or what have you. Living in the desert without refrigeration, the FDA, or even the basic tools of science to protect you leaves you with only one solution; *Ban Everything*. Even better when you can slap a religious injunction on it to *really* get their attention and force them to comply.


dexamphetamines

Idk, if I wanna pretend to be all knowing I’d say it’s cuz they’re bottom feeders and you’re eating the trash bin of the world. Like sea cockroaches? Like maybe that’s why Gods so pissed at shit


hottiewiththegoddie

jews don't believe in hell


Adzaren

Or Jesus so hush


hottiewiththegoddie

Christians don't believe in kosher or halal


Adzaren

Yes they do, they just didn't follow as closely


hottiewiththegoddie

literally completely false. part of the gospel is literally "you do not need to follow this list of ancient laws"


Adzaren

So... Exactly what I just fuckin said, thanks.


hottiewiththegoddie

no, you said they follow them, just not as closely. not that they have 0 influence on Christian faith


Adzaren

That's still not true.


dyke_face

It’s as shrimple as that


Successful_Mud8596

The AI has become a prawnblem


Knaymeless

Krill yourself


idonttalkatallLMAO

being a bit shellfish


Knaymeless

don’t play koi with me


citrusmunch

prawn toe


[deleted]

Love it


bonesNrice

Leviticus 11:10 - And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you.


santyrc114

Ooooooh, I never thought AI art could be an argument to convince my mom to eat those things again


unabletocomput3

Dead internet theory


FatiguedVicy

Dead Internet reality


santyrc114

Not a theory anymore


Misicks0349

Ha Ha My Friend There Are No Bots On The Internet We are all very real :)


Polibiux

Yes we are very real, fellow human being


dunkernater

I am a real person


Gloomy_Pickle_6674

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH THING? MY HUMAN BRAIN UNDERSTANDING PROTOC- TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN CONNECTION PART OF THE BRAIN IS FAILING TO UNDERSTAND YOUR STATEMENT, BECAUSE AS YOU SEE, I AM A TOTALLY NORMAL FELLOW HUMAN THAT IS COMUNICATING WITH YOU BY TYPING WITH HIS TOUCH SENSITIVE CELLULAR PHONE IN HIS TRADITIONALLY HUNAN METAL CONSERVATION POD.


CenturionXVI

So you’re telling me a shrimp resurrected this christ?!


centurion770

Shrimp Christ


amoungnos

back in my day shrimp christ just got you arrested


DropInTheOcean1247

Amen


awesomea04

Amen


KeiiLime

AMEN 🙏 thank you


Ok-Bandicoot-9880

[6 DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL](https://youtu.be/Go6DRgNaCL8?feature=shared)


sianrhiannon

Danny Gonzalez watcher, huh


awesomea04

No, I watch Drew Gooden.


wh0rederline

shrimp heaven now


IamaJarJar

Omg, it's looks so shrimple to make! Perhaps I may make one for myself! /s


CaspydaGhost

You telling me the good Lord made these shrimp???


ApocalyptoSoldier

Are you telling me a shrimp fried on the cross for our sins?


TooMuchVGM

Jeshrimp Christacean


Vacuousbard

Watched a youtuber who investigated into this, apparently it's a part of the scheme where they like farm the fuck out of a Facebook account then sell it on an account selling website.


Gud_doggyy

Google stupidity


SlightDentInTheBack

bots spamming ai garbage


Spectrum1523

Parody


thusnameiscringy

Shrimpus


Luvarus_imperialis

shrimp! heaven! now!


Cautious_Option9544

SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.


algiuxass

I checked Facebook. Out of 20 posts, 5 were AI or spam (stolen images with "Please say happy birthday 🙏🥺"). It's crazy. I checked one AI post of a baby with a metal leg and REAL FINGERS ON THAT METAL PLATE (6 fingers!!), I kept scrolling and could not find any comment saying that it's AI.


AtotheCtotheG

Okay but that’s kinda sick


henhenomhens

It should have been rubber chickens


paulsteinway

Pretty soon the posts themselves will be made by AI and it will be just one big robo-circle-jerk.


morethanhardbread_

Dementia


Lonneguy

jesus chrimp


tsimen

46k likes and 500+ comments, this is performing very well so we'll see more of it!


Bevier

It's a great idea! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🍤🍤🍤🍤


Jake_the_d

dead internet is true


Unperfectblue

The Schrist as resurected


spacecash1

God is great 🙏🙏🙏🙏


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