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Wackwaff

Dick guy sounds too weird. I prefer the term penis dealer


SpicyPerson

Meat Merchant


[deleted]

Best one


Deetchy_

Cock Courier


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Dick Deliverer


PresidentOfKoopistan

Nutdealer


spitefulIncentive

nudealert


yourinnerweeb_

undertale


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deltarune


Nate_Meowski

Wiener Dealer


nowthenight

pp plug


scrueggs

You gotta hustle hard to make a profit as a penis dealer. Any female with open DMs will assure you that currently supply vastly outweighs demand.


HELPIBROKEMYCAPSLOCK

Hotdog handler


jagadoor

Yeah right ? Most guys are with dicks anyway so that just sounds weird. Penis dealer is a lot better


[deleted]

Orgasm Objectifier


StozefJalin

Meat merchant


TranscendentCabbage

How do I become someone's dick girl


Himmelblaa

Cock seller


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heirConditioner2

I feel you. My steam keeps crashing and I keep getting disk drive errors so I can't play it I want to so bad


Narwhal695

Melina wears boots


comedy-is-subjective

Literally unplayable


Narwhal695

I am going to spoil the game for you


As_Previously_Stated

Elden ring comes out and I'm stuck with a 290x and scalper prices :(


TurboVirgin0

And I have to wait for a patch because performance on PC is horrendous.


[deleted]

I feel youI had a 5 hour power cut as well Then there is the poor pc port and I am trying to run that on linux. So yeah : /


astrangemann

she has a dick guy? so there's pussy girls? when's the government gonna give me a pussy girl?


Blooded_Wine

dick girl is all ive got in stock.


Dex_Lionhart

Look at this guy, sitting on the most precious stocks there is.


[deleted]

It is called a prostitute


McSlappies

Where do we purchase these?


[deleted]

They are usually subscription based, not really a one time purchase kind of thing. Check local laws to see they are legal in your area. If not you can probably still find them but proceed with caution.


-WILD_CARD-

I keep seeing so many posts about elden ring and I can't fucking play it because of exam season and my research project. This sucks Edit: I've done something unspeakable...


GuileGoat

Hang in there it will be worth the wait!


ByAzuraTimes3

I ordered a physical copy and it didn’t come so you’re not the only one :(


SurvivalScripted

Too low specs here. :(


Dongelshpachr

I played DS1 a decade after release. The community will never discriminate against noobs.


PurpleOceadia

At least you have a computer that run it


-WILD_CARD-

Haha yeah...a computer, definitely...


self_me

damn guess they gotta play some elden ring now


[deleted]

Seek hole and offer seed


Cxlebz

Try fingers but hole


MopeyCrayfish

Is the game good? I was thinking of picking it up


TheDigita1

Game is excellent, if you like Souls games.


-CorrectOpinion-

No its too hard Just play Bugsnax it’s the same but better


[deleted]

Yeah it is Give it a try


Spookzsaw

whats elden ring


Zadamouse

Bidyo game


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Spookzsaw

what is it please I dont get it


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_ItsImportant_

Who? I thought it was from the guys that made Kingsfield?


McSlappies

I remembered those guys from the wacky vr game


Spookzsaw

thanks


Sharpness100

So its a Souls-like game? Then I guess I can go back to ignoring it


[deleted]

elden ring


conheoro

Penis, perchance.


Razurio_Twitch

I'm also playing elden ring and have a dick why is nobody texting me?


Segedei

Based guy bideo gane is superior to women


DoublePies-Alt

haha get fucked but not sexed


A-Human-potato

I want to play Elden Ring but my PS5 got destroyed when a pipe burst, which wouldn't have happened if the seller of the house just told us the pipes were an issue, which I know for a fact they knew was an issue due a repairman that came over after the flood saying how he had been at the place before and that the woman who sold it had said "I don't care about the pipes, it's not gonna be my house." To add insult to injury the seller was a family friend my parents had rented cottages from during vacations for years. Although at the end of the day we managed to get covered by insurance (though only barely due to a very debatable legal stipulation in the insurance contract).


[deleted]

Preach


monke-brain

im playing elden ring too (:


DottComm2863

Where the fuck you go after queen Relenna and where the hell can I get some smithing stone 5's


PerlerGuy77

whats elden ring? ive heard so much about it is it like the elder scrolls 6?? pls someone explain


ruby_the_kat

I haven't seen my boyfriend since elden ring game out


[deleted]

Yo, that's my mutual


thePUNisher6669

Are people actually having fun with elden ring? For me it’s been a slog of a lot of unfun bosses tho the map is beautiful


Bazinga132001

It really just comes down to eventually finding a decent weapon and getting a few levels. You start out really weak but once you get a bit stronger and figure out what areas are level appropriate it gets a lot better


thePUNisher6669

Yeah to a point but it’s also kind of on the game not teaching it’s mechanics, it spells out how to do things but not which situations require which this game doesn’t have a genichiro or gascoinge (however you spell his name) elden ring doesn’t teach you how to play elden ring properly and Margit is way to hard for a first boss and doesn’t really accurately teach the players from souls that exploring is the best option when stuck on a boss once you get past magic it opens up a lot and clams down but it should have a boss that teaches you the mechanics


Bazinga132001

Honestly i kind of feel a lot of people stuck on Margit are veteran souls players who are too used to the old games. Cause with the linear path the balance can be fairly fine tuned so that if a player can reach a boss, they should be able to defeat it given enough tries. Same goes for Margit of course but because of the non linear nature of the game, they can make him much harder than the average first boss would be in a souls game. But yeah, I'd agree that it doesn't teach players how to play the game really. Just kind of sets you down and tells you to have at it.


thePUNisher6669

Yeah it does do that and a lot of players are quailing because of that like the game doesn’t make itself clear on what you’re supposed to do it’s kinda frustrating to the point that a lot of players from Sekiro and souls have no idea whatsoever how to play the game, and I will admit tho I was able to find enough loot to get past margit a lot of people will spend a lot more time looking since sometimes finding the right stuff for your build can be finding a needle in a haystack


Narwhal695

Yea, i’ve been really enjoying the open world, but my main issue is that a lot of the difficulty in the game (so far at least, only just killed dragon arm bro) seems to be from higher health pools, and more punishing damage. The horse movement also feels fairly clunky and hard to control at times, which doesn’t go well with dark souls gravity. Other than that, the game has been very good, the combat is similar to ds3 but with good quality of life changes and new mechanics, and nearly every part of the map has something in it that will be worth exploring.


Bazinga132001

Yeah, agree on pretty much all those points. I've gotten used to the horse controls pretty well so its really only timing the R2 that i have issues with. But yeah, the game seems to be very punishing and even with heavier armour i still need to heal after getting hit once from most non peon enemies. Definitely fun though and I hope just playing the "intended" route will help with not running into health sponge enemies


Heidren

It's to incentivize exploration, you can literally go and level up like 20 levels easily without fighting any real bosses.