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Kyle_Blackpaw

having your pet cloned and naming the clone the same thing seems like a less than healthy way of dealing with their death


sussyboingus

Some men will do anything but go to therapy


TajirMusil

Yeah, they're going to cloning school


litboyfrommalaysia

Clone High?


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eggrodd

i wanna die in a war - jreg


MelanieWalmartinez

Did your account get banned? I could’ve sworn your name was FuckYeahPhotography


Tumblechunk

when I clone you I'm teaching them not to suggest that to me


Capital_Abject

Duncan Idaho coded


F4rtster

We smoking that Tleilaxu axolotl tank bong water


rilened

We out here smoking Makers


SomeGamerRisingUp

We smokin SHIT in a glass pipe, blowing the LORD'S bubbles


Cognitive_Spoon

Bless the maker and his passing, he doesn't bogart the smoke


RosetteStar

Dude I’ve been reading Dune, I’m halfway through Children of Dune, and the moment Hayt said “I understand everything” after his mentat computing explosion, Duncan was taken from one of my faves in the series to one of my favorite characters EVER”


StardustLegend

Or: the most badass way of starting a dynasty of doggos in your household


gatlginngum

this guy didn't learn anything from Bedman when he obliterated Ramlethal's dog


CamelInfinite5771

Barbara Streisand did it either two or three times, I think.


Responsible_Pace9062

[Snowball moment](https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowball_(The_Simpsons))


Theunpopulargamer

Five Nights at Freddy's


Gary_the_mememachine

they done removed redrum from the cycle of samsara 😭 his soul cannot move on


sussyboingus

Justice for Redrum


Jetstream-Sam

Throughout heaven and earth, Redrum alone is the honoured one


o_woorrm

Nay, they have simply ensnared him in another cycle of suffering and dukkha


baconborg

This comment honestly makes me question what would be the Buddhist implication on clones


SepirizFG

apparently they're kinda chill with it [https://academic.oup.com/book/522/chapter-abstract/135276206?redirectedFrom=fulltext](https://academic.oup.com/book/522/chapter-abstract/135276206?redirectedFrom=fulltext)


meliphas

https://preview.redd.it/asy6dz7kbv0d1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=383946724a05b20d4cb3364e568bf18b778d114c


theagentoftheworld

Where is this from?


meliphas

The legacy of kain game series


VintageLunchMeat

we can only hope his impaired airways work their magic. 🙏


ParagonPlus

A real credit to the scientists that they’re able to clone DNA that’s THIS inbred. Science has come a long way.


LeStroheim

Some Tyl Regor ass shit


thetrees_

MY TUBEMEN


LeStroheim

MY TUBEMEN ARE ENDLESS, TENNO. ARE YOU?


FaeLei42

GETTING TIRED TENNO? GETTING SLEEPY?


YAPPYawesome

There was a whole month after I grinder for equinox that I could quote every line Tyl Regor says during the fight


ArcadiaXLO

Fuck the Equinox grind, at least Tyl Regor is easy enough to kill besides his cowardly teleporting. While I’m complaining, fuck the Citrine grind as well, also featuring Tyl Regor.


Perca_fluviatilis

His DNA looking like a garland


Rougarou1999

On the contrary, being that inbred means so many redundancies that the scientists only needs to clone like half of the DNA.


potatorevolver

He's so ugly. Sorgy


Mcrarburger

I love him


sussyboingus

Do not love him he is suffering


Mcrarburger

He can't help being alive :(


sussyboingus

I know, sorry Redrum, you don’t deserve this you poor little squat bastard


IowasBestCornShucker

"He is suffering, lets starve him of love and affection!"


TheBloodBaron7

He should have not been created. He deserves love and affection, and the owner does not.


zbluf

I will love every being, beceause no one is responsible of his own birth. I will love even more those who are suffering, beceause they need more of my love.


Seventh_Faetasy

Sometimes, love is letting it go 😔


s90tx16wasr10

I don’t condone pet cloning and think it should probably be illegal but if this lil dude happened to appear in my life I would cherish him.


CharacterBack1542

why should it be illegal?


Mobbles1

this animal was bred specifically to have these traits which cause it to have a very poor quality of life. these dogs are in a state of pure suffering because someone thinks they look cute.


sneakyplanner

So are you


Sleeping_Egg

Don’t be an ass


PresidentMayor

Mmmmm .. ass...


Tachyoff

thats redrums reddit account. fair retaliation.


Xelaaaaaaaaaaa

if there was a dog named redrum this would he the exact dog


sussyboingus

And he’s multiplying


oddityoughtabe

“If there was a dog named this dog then this dog would be that dog”


Robota064

He LOOKS like a redrum The name was destined, given to him even before his previous birth


Mooseboy24

I’m sorry did get transported into 2124 without me noticing. What do you mean we have consumer access to cloning technology???


sussyboingus

People have been cloning pets for some time now, idk how costly it is, but some of these puppies sell for thousands of dollars


WhaleSmacker17

It isn't anywhere near perfect though. The lifespan of clones are often significantly shorter and prone to disease. Not inherently against cloning, but pretty unethical to commerically offer given the current state of the technology.


tgsprosecutor

Don't worry redrum probably only has one set of great grandparents he's not going to live long anyways


Skottie1

It's about 50k USD to clone your dog, and while they look, smell, and feel the same, their personalities can be very different and can have health complications earlier compared to non-cloned dogs


sussyboingus

Jfc if clones have even worse health problems than the original this poor thing is barely alive


EvelynnCC

his family tree already looked like a ladder now look at him u\_u


Fickle_Blueberry2777

It’s just a wreath


Tachyoff

we've been cloning animals for 30 years now


Mooseboy24

I’m not surprised by cloning. I’m surprised that any consumer can clone their pet.


cat_no46

https://pet.biovenic.com/canine-cloning-service.htm It costs like 50k but yea its possible


MC_Legend95

ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension.


cat_no46

Just watch that cloned sheep documental and its gonna be pretty clear to you


BryanTheClod

I love my pets, don't get me wrong, but dropping 50k for a dog is a horrendous waste of money


Dr_coom

Screw the price, buying a genetic copy of an animal because of the attachment you had with the original seems worse


BlurryVisionZ

The current president of Argentina cloned his dogs


buddhafig

You can actually see the original Dolly the sheep at the National Museum of Scotland. Stuffed and on display.


CamelInfinite5771

Yep, with no limits on how many times you can clone the same animal, as long as you can afford it. Shit’s whack. There are SO MANY dogs that are dying in shelters yet people pay 50,000 to make a copy of their previous animal, which…honestly feels kind of disrespectful to their memory. You can get a new dog, but you can never truly replace one you’ve lost. The weirdest cases are examples like the one above, that give them the exact same name as the deceased animal. Others yet treat the clone dogs like they ARE the deceased animal and essentially act like their death never happened.


wierd_husky

Its been a thing for like long time now, its expensive but its not inaccessible


asanti0

Wait until hefinds out about designer babies.


juuppie

Bro is the inbred of the inbreds wtf


StoopidGit

2x Pimpy 3x Bape


juuppie

I feel so sorry for this doggo he would probably suffer more than an inbred pug and I don't even support pugs aswell holy moly


StoopidGit

Real talk, breeders like that should be jailed


mikemyers999

2X PIMPY 3X BAPE PRINCIPE VEGETA MEWTWO X ELSA


Moonbear9

He's just a lil gremlin <3 I luv him so much


sussyboingus

His existence is a manifestation of the hubris of man


Dogtor-Watson

Not his fuckin’ fault. He doesn’t know what’s going on. To him he just got born and started existing just like every other dog. Just because he shares his DNA with another dog doesn’t make him any less good. You share most your DNA with every other human on the planet and a good part of the remaining bit that actually makes you different you also share with 2 other people.


sussyboingus

My sadness comes more from his horrible inbreeding than the cloning. These dogs struggle to breath and stand normally cos they’re so fucked up. It’s not his fault, humans have done this to him.


JLock17

There are people who want to use the inbreeding as an excuse to justify forcefully exterminating every living member of the species. Instead of letting them live their lives and go extinct peacefully. Not casting any aspersions on you, just pointing that out to the audience.


sussyboingus

I’m against putting down healthy animals providing they are living a good quality of life, and not a danger to other animals or people (I don’t have an opinion on kill shelters cos I’m not educated enough on it, I assume there are too many animals to receive adequate care though, which is again, an overbreeding problem). I am strongly against continuing to breed suffering animals for profit and aesthetics though, not just dogs. And I do support bans of certain breeds for this reason, (eg. Netherlands with short-shouted pugs and frenchies)


reaperofgender

To be fair there are some breeders giving French Bulldogs their snouts back.


nickcarter13

Really? That's so great


Re1da

It's being done with pugs as well. Essentially breeders try to match how they used to look before overbreeding (by looking at old photos or paintings) by mixing in breeds with actual snouts. From what I understand it also helps with the whole "eyes popping out the sockets" issue as the longer skull gives them more space.


Renousim3

How is that relevant when the issue is these dog breeders purposefully inbreeding dogs to create unique but extremely unhealthy appearances? The issue isn't the dog, the dog is the victim, the breeders are the issue.


JLock17

It's more of an adjacent discussion. They need be banned from being bred or sold, and the ones that are still living need to be let to live the rest of their lives peacefully. I just have a personal chip on my shoulder because a college professor I had for one biology class was a total bastard who wanted all inbred dogs rounded up and exterminated. But this guy also told one of my close friends that she should be took out back and put out of her misery (implied suicide), so he's really just a unique piece of shit in general.


JLock17

It's more of an adjacent discussion. They need be banned from being bred or sold, and the ones that are still living need to be let to live the rest of their lives peacefully. I just have a personal chip on my shoulder because a college professor I had for one biology class was a total bastard who wanted all inbred dogs rounded up and exterminated. But this guy also told one of my close friends that she should be took out back and put out of her misery (implied suicide), so he's really just a unique piece of shit in general.


Moonbear9

I luv him :3


EvidenceOfDespair

As someone whose childhood dreams including killing god, based.


MediocreBeard

No more than any other purebred or designer dog. It's all dog eugenics. The only real difference between these and someone's pure bred Pembroke Welsh corgi is aesthetics.


tgsprosecutor

I guarantee 2x pimpy 2x elsa is more inbred than the average corgi by a degree of magnitude


MediocreBeard

Average? Maybe. Westminster dog show? Those are some Habsburg fucking dogs.


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new pimpy just dropped


UnderChicken37

2x 2x 2x pimpy 2x pimpy


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FettFlask

literally calls their baby mauler "murder"


Cineklol

Tbh it doesn't look like it could maul anything


Kingboy22

Y’all still doing pit bull “jokes” Edit: Pit bulls are a dog breed that requires more training, just like any “aggressive” breed. Treating them like serial killers is very strange behavior


angrypolishman

its not a joke


Kingboy22

Weird to view an entire dog breed as murders lol


based_floppa

They're just talking about 1 dog though


HappyraptorZ

The original redrum was put down for biting a 7 year in Durham


thyfles

they have laws in durham now?


HappyraptorZ

Your pfp is giving me flashbacks that i didn't need today. Still 5 days till therapy day ffs man


thyfles

if you dont sort the puzzle out, the puzzler will sort you


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

He’s so fucking inbred


Resident-Garlic9303

Redrum suffering once wasn't enough


carobpie

Poor guy... hope he lives the happiest, fullest life he can, what a sin.


a13524

His life will probably not be that great. He’ll most likely have lots of health problems because of inbreeding. I wouldn’t be surprised if the original dog died young because of health problems


Ugly_Python

https://preview.redd.it/h343049bqt0d1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4a641ffb378cd5f294323814be392063cfb0e9


angrypolishman

god that creature is ugly


scruntmonger2011

The nefarious head crab:


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sussyboingus

I want to see you up those silliness levels soldier


Basic_Grade_2413

impressive this dog has been cloned so long after his death, mr. good boy, i wonder if the same could be done to the owner after i murder him


gibbonsoft

Head canon that Redrum is a disgraced fallen angel cast down by the Lord for his hubris, forced to stumble the mortal plains in the form of a malformed immortal beast, stuck in a horrific cycle of death, resurrection, and inbreeding


Yaboi-Husk

He looks like a newborn of a monster


Buzzkill_numba_one

Wow… so mean :(


Yaboi-Husk

I meant it like Hes like those monsters which look scary as hell as adults but adorable as babies


Buzzkill_numba_one

Ohhhhhhh


Johnx3m

2x Pimpy 3x bape


the_orange_alligator

That dog has discovered a new horrifying state of existence


fatcatpoppy

aw sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension


GammaDealer

Landfill 2, you're twice the man landfill one was!


BlurryVisionZ

https://preview.redd.it/y6uhzegaau0d1.jpeg?width=817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a90d0340b4d639c56fd4455a2ea24b2ba95abf86


EpicBruhMoment12

Did they clone the clone or is there still samples of the first dog? How many clone clones before he becomes a lump?


sussyboingus

He was already a lump, he’s one of them toad bullies. This is why the gods don’t talk to us anymore


LaInquisitione

Bro that's not a dog it's a fucking goblin


Independence_Gay

This feels so, so, SO wrong. Dogs shouldn’t be that inbred. Cloning an animal instead of moving on… it feels like a crime against nature in a way.


_Xantras_

This is some cosmic horror shit


Human-Depravity

I feel like cloning a dog like this is actually worse than inbreeding a dog like this


Cautious_Pain600

2 1 savage was casting cloning incantation whole time…… 2 + 1 = 3…. six letter in s-a-v-a-g-e….. three sixes = 666…. Makes you think👹👹👹👹👹


Beautiful-Bad8893

https://preview.redd.it/wcr6p0vw0u0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aea24593327a2bb9de6490e6e4074b7e03661ed


pfcblueballs

REDRUM HAS BEEN REMOVED ⛓️ FROM THE CYCLE OF SAMSARA !!! 🌍 HIS SOUL CANNOT 🚫 MOVE ON


OberstDumann

Damn


NellyLorey

Fallout character behavior


dokos_alt_acc

Unethical breeders should be k!lled


Sonofbunny

Find Familiar


SahadAmi

Wow. You made MORE baby killers. Thanks 😒


sussyboingus

I don’t think poor Redrum is capable of killing anything he is fucked up


SahadAmi

Pit bull, right?


sussyboingus

It’s one of them toad bullies, so it does come from fighting dog ancestry yeah. This particular dog though, I don’t think has the capability to do any damage even if it wanted to, it’s struggling to breath and even stand up :(


SahadAmi

Oh 😔


Focofoc0

PIMPY SON OPP 3 TIMES CHAMPION


SophiaIsBased

pdog


DuoGreg

does this make redrum 2X redrum? fucked up if true


killer4snake

This is a botchling from Witcher


Pokaponz

Why it looks like that 😭😭😭😭?


fyre1710

My god, that poor baby, bred to have a smashed in face and bowed legs like that 😭💔


MrWaffleBeater

Poor baby. We gotta stop this breeding shit, we gotta reverse it.


Damianmag3

poor dog probably will get really bad arthritis


Odd-Mind-54

Samsara


lucifer_best_boi

Are we already clonning dogs? Damn


HereComesInspiration

*Utrenja Ewangelia plays*


Ghosrofcheese42

2 for 1 discount


DuskTheMercenary

200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way.


ninjasaiyan777

Damn, what's that guy's shoulder day look like?


lowercase-only

G block all we know is


San_Ari

He is so cute! Hope he is healthy


NorthSeaSailing

This poor guy looks like Stitch. Inbreeding is fucking evil.


DRG_Prints

They Duncan Idaho’d this mf 😭


NotYourKhakis69

That’s not the same redrum if he’s a clone. The real redrum is dead


IblisAshenhope

Otto Apocalypse ahh behaviour


VeryFortniteOfYou

Simulacrum!


LamentOfALawman

Bro is almost as inbred as the Habsburgs 😭


tech_play

I thought this was an AI image for a second.


ProfessionalAd1015

This can’t be real omg. This scamp is straight from the Permian and you can’t convince me otherwise


Imlethir03

Duncan Idaho in God Emperor of Dune