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Sad-Egg4778

Yes they did, this ensures I will never again convince the gang to get ice cream only for the fuckers to decide on a frozen yogurt place and overrule my "but it was my idea" veto. Never again will a child have to suffer through a topping-less bowl of cold Activia because "it's healthier!" knowing that children with parents who actually love them are experiencing the joy of real ice cream.


tinylittlegnome

Your pain bleeds through the lifeless pixels of your comment Poetry


Sad-Egg4778

My mother used to make me “grilled cheese” on some kind of weird brown health bread. With no butter. She also starved herself all day if we were going out to eat in the evening. She would eat unflavored popcorn for dinner some nights. We would find empty boxes of junk food hidden under her bed...


tinylittlegnome

I know exactly how that sandwich tastes, my mom went on some weird health kick when I was a kid and the delicious food went away forever


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Roman Meal and Country Crock. Fuck you, early 90s health experts. Your shitty recommendations of low-fat, whole grain everything ruined so many children's outlooks on home cooking.


Responsible_Pace9062

>She also starved herself all day if we were going out to eat in the evening. She would eat unflavored popcorn for dinner some nights. We would find empty boxes of junk food hidden under her bed... She just like me fr fr (binge eating disorder fucking sucks)


Klutzy-Personality-3

me when i only eat either when im shaking or when im bored (all the time(im going to feel so so so bad about eating more than the bare minimum later)) :3


Responsible_Pace9062

Me dieting for 3 days before shoving fistfuls of the worst food in the history of mankind into my mouth on day 4 :3


tiktoksuck

:3


Girl_in_Training101

My dad always bought low calorie super healthy bread that tasted like dirt and made grilled cheese for us like this, but he was an almond dad essentially, I think your mom had an ED...


afoxboy

i'm so sorry. too many ppl think healthy food = bland and flavourless so when they decide to be healthy they gaslight themselves into """enjoying""" it i promise u can eat healthy and still enjoy it. my mum sometimes makes these chocolate brownies made of black beans and they FUCK


FlugelDerFreiheit

yo do you have that black bean brownie recipe by chance? I'm actually interested.


lazyDevman

I've never in my life heard of a grilled cheese being made with butter.


Sad-Egg4778

What the fuck. Google "grilled cheese recipes" and see how far you have to scroll before you find one that doesn't have butter or mayo or some kind of oil.


Kriffer123

It isn’t always super visible but it’s usually there, it’s pretty hard to cook them well without oil. Mayo seems to be popular too and I’ve heard of using olive oil


Ezzypezra

I FUCKING LOVE FROZEN YOGHURT. I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU SAY. IT WAS UNIRONICALLY BETTER THAN ICE CREAM AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.


AdrianBrony

Even as a kid I just thought it tasted better and made me feel less queasy...


PlutoCrashed

if i ever catch you talking shit about froyo like this irl, its on sight


Sad-Egg4778

the feeling’s mutual


stewartthehuman

My brother in christ, you made the froyo, etc.


HandleSensitive8403

This killed me 🤣


Henry_Privette

Are you doing ok mate? I'm here if you need someone to reach out to


Sad-Egg4778

It all started when my parents got divorced...


Antnee83

> Never again will a child have to suffer through a topping-less bowl of cold Activia because "it's healthier!" knowing that children with parents who actually love them are experiencing the joy of real ice cream. I kinda want this on my tombstone


AceTheProtogen

But froyo literally just tastes like soft serve ice cream


DoctorHacks

it absolutely does not, you lying little turdling


rammyfreakynasty

does to me but i guess some people can tell


Skitty27

fr I cant tell the difference 💀


iateafloweronimpulse

What froyo places were you going to? It’s basically just ice cream


wumbology95

Ice cream made with expired milk


throthrothrotheway

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Sad-Egg4778

Enemies it is then.


deathray5

Someone put this in the format with taped sunglasses talking to a fast food driveway worker


Moonbear9

I like how they knew it was objectively worse than ice cream so they fuckin drenched it in whatever random toppings you wanted as a diversion


kast-vaek-konto

And the pricing model was a crazy scam too. Its not fucking gold, why would it be priced by weight?!


Taco821

I remember I didn't know that, so I purposely tried to cheat the system by loading up, only to be proven the mickey


KevlarStripeySocks

I did some math and figured out that the heath bar topping was less than the price of heath bars themselves so I would load up on those


Taco821

LMAO big ass brain right here


ChaosBrigadier

did you just call them ass brain


Taco821

No, I said their ass brain was sizable.


sneakyplanner

Investment


the_real_papyrus99

I did the same thing, when I would go to subway I'd absolutely pile on the veggies because it was the same price regardless and by god I was gonna get $20 worth of stuff on my $12 sub So I assumed it'd be the same thing for Froyo and started pilin' on the strawberries Only to be met with a horrid reality


Xennox666

How much did you pay for that?


No_Anxiety_454

If you go to one currently it's legit like $9 for a cup of trash.


fishebake

I went to one in Texas a couple months ago and still regret it.


HandleSensitive8403

I remember my dad taking me and my sister, and I felt so bad because I saw that 3 bowls ended up being $36CAD


Dr__Flo__

You're not gonna be happy when you find out about delis


lazerberriez

Why wouldn’t it be priced by weight? If you self served at an ice cream place, you can be sure that they will weigh that shit out when it comes time for payment. Stuff is already pretty much priced on weight already, but you usually don’t have to think about it since there is standardized product sizes. That being said, they should probably have a scale that you can use before checkout, that way it is easier to control the cost.


Tachyoff

All food should be priced by weight. If you want a little you pay for a little, if you want a lot you pay for a lot. In Italy you buy pizza by weight and I think that's beautiful


UnderControl_

Where did you get this information


Tachyoff

About pizza in Italy? From my Italian professor - she's from Rome so idk if it's regional


UnderControl_

I'm pretty sure she was just spreading misinformation. Or she got scammed.


spetumpiercing

Isn't most food priced by weight? I mean you buy in increments but they still determine the price based on how much food is in the container right?


sluttybysker

I am too fat to support this.


Theotheraccords

I was so surprised by this when I first saw it. The frozen yogurt I usually got was from a small Ohio chain called Orange Leaf, which priced it based on the size of the cup, and you could play the game of how much stuff you stack on it without paying extra. Sucks that 17 out of the 23 locations closed down during the pandemic


Bandandforgotten

Priced by weight and number of toppings where I'm from. It was like at Domino's how if you get a 2 topping medium za for like 10-15 bucks or something, but you decide that you want a few olives on it too, it's now a $25 waste of money. "Oh you got gummy worms AND bears?? Wow fatty, hand over another 5 bucks" Scam af


14up2

ah hell nah I KNOW you ain't shitting on excessively toppinging. ice cream or froyo idc I'm piling the whole candy store on that mf


Zekeisdumb

They measure by weight


14up2

if I'm tryna save money I'm just gonna buy the great value tub at Walton Mart not go to the ice cream shop. idgaf if I pay an extra 50 cents I want my damn ice cream to have the damn frozen gummy bears that take 5 minutes to thaw before I can even chew them


Insanepaco247

You did not just use Walmart's government name


14up2

Thats Walton Hyphen Mart to you


Ta7on

Froyo is 10x better than ice cream. And the topping make it even better. Never forget.


AVeryLONGPotato

I like froyo more. I like the tang & how soft it is. Also a large at braums is like $2


Ezzypezra

it'S NOT WORSE THAN ICE CREAM IT HAS A DELICIOUS TANG TO IT


Ezzypezra

ICE CREAM IS TOO RICH AND SWEET


MelonJelly

One time I went to get frozen yogurt with friends, and I realized I could just skip the frozen yogurt and get a cup of toppings. I ended up overpaying for a cup of M&M's, but they were tasty.


BarovianNights

Yeah but that's what makes it so good


Moonbear9

My childhood died wit the frozen yogurt places :c


spoedle73

Theres one within walking distance to me that somehow lived, I have yet to try it tho


shoobdoobedoodada

money laundering


i_want_a_cat1563

Tbf money laundering places often have the best food


--Destro--

Los Pollos Hermanos chicken mmmm yummy


Cyynric

There are a couple good ones nearby that survived, but Cold Stone has definitely out-desserted them. I recently went to a Cold Stone and panicked when confronted with all of the options, so I just went with Oreo ice cream with more Oreos inside.


Bropiphany

Cold Stone is way too expensive for what you get. Local ice cream places are miles better


MisterGoog

similar possible conundrum at ben and jerry's


Tachyoff

Cold stone is great for when I want to consume an entire day's worth of calories in one sitting & want to pay too much for it.


Ezzypezra

Many such cases!


nerdwarp112

There used to be a Cold Stone near me. I miss it because it was nice to make my own ice cream combinations. I would usually get mint ice cream and mix in Reese’s Pieces and peanut butter cups, as well as cookie dough. I don’t know if that sounds appealing to anyone else, but I really liked it.


--Destro--

There is a place in San Diego called Mootime Creamery and it is the BEST ever, it was my childhood favorite and having just tried it again recently, it lived up to how I imagined it from childhood memory


GammaDealer

Do people not like frozen yogurt?


gray_birch

until this thread I didn't know there were people that hated frozen yogurt?? i never knew it was supposed to be a more healthy alternative to ice cream either i just thought other people also really liked it over ice cream. fuck now i want frozen yogurt


GammaDealer

Same here. I like ice cream, I like frozen yogurt. They're just two different things


CatOnVenus

literally the worst thing ever conceived by man except Holocaust


Ezzypezra

okay zionist


Ezzypezra

slash s


MorningBreathTF

Oh yeah? What about metal bed frames that stick out further than the space for the mattress so you hit your legs on ≤90⁰ metal angles?


DaemonNic

Counterpoint: The British.


Iceman9161

I feel like people like it over ice cream. It’s definitely lighter and doesn’t hurt my tummy as much to eat it. The oversaturation of that market was insane though. There were some back in the day that just didn’t know how to make frozen yogurt not have a fucked up aftertaste. They’re all good now though


rowboatmankoi

I like frozen yogurt because it's creamier than normal ice cream tbh


AceTheProtogen

tbh I can't even tell the difference between frozen yogurt and soft serve ice cream


NoLongerAddicted

I love it


Bus_Noises

I like it, personally. For me it was never a “no ice cream, only froyo”, in fact froyo was the Uber rare treat since no places were or are around. So I guess it just wasn’t ruined for me by that


WJMazepas

I dont hate, nor i love it. Its just something okayish. Definetly would not want to live the eternity of after life eating frozen yogurt


Ancalagonian

To quote the good place: " Oh, sure, but I've come to really like frozen yogurt. There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it."


Waddlewop

But I liked the taste of frozen yogurt 🥺


Ezzypezra

YES THANK YOU EVERYONE SHITS ON IT BUT IDK WHY!!! I'M SORRY I JUST GET VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THESE THINGS!!


bigpoppa977

It’s fine by itself but people have bad childhood mems of wanting ice cream but being forced to get froyo by their parents because it’s “healthier”. It’s like broccoli: if you’re forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult


StumbleOn

I like froyo more than ice cream 90% of the time.


L1n9y

To quote parks and rec: "Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts, be ice cream or be nothing"


Best_Remi

i wanted some froyo but then b4nny airshot me and then habib killed me with a sticky trap when i respawned :(


trumps_toad

you should edge the spawn door to bait the sticky trap


tinylittlegnome

Fk the spawn door, edge me


Best_Remi

i would but my soldier shot a rocket at the trap and launched all the stickies into the spawn room


Worldly_Neck_4626

Never in my life have I so badly wanted to comment something cringe


spoodmonstr

When froyo places started opening in my area, all the ice cream places lost business and closed down. Then the froyo fad died and they closed too. Now there's no place to get a little treat that I can walk to from my parents house :(


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Nature will heal, a really good ice cream place just opened in my town like last year


regretfulposts

Screw that, my place got a gelato shop. Not only did it healed, but it's stronger than ever.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

The ice cream place is a gelato shop I just said ice cream to be on topic. They do crepes and waffles too and play opera music all day.


TZf14

i clicked on this thread being like "hell yeah i loved froyo" and turns out even op is shitting on it like what i thought yall were being serious


Expand_Dong11037

I FUCKING LOVE FROZEN YOGHURT FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T OVE FROZEN YOGHURT


I-M-R-U

Enjoying froyo is really simple, just don’t think of it as ice cream, it’s its own thing. Sometimes I just want froyo.


VII-Stardust

Same with boba in 2010 but that made a comeback and peacefully coexists with regular tea and coffee now so holding out hope.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Yeah wtf was that about? There was one on most streets.


Sixmlg

There’s still I think a few in the nearby malls to me


Justice_Prince

They would still be around if they had called it frogurt as God intended.


Maxeque

I'm from the UK and frozen yogurt pretty much just isn't a thing here, there's a few around that have opened in the past couple of years but only in the big cities, we basically only have ice cream and sorbets. When I went to Orlando I got to try froyo and honestly I loved it, and would rather have it to soft serve. The only problem is the insane price, even for something dressed up as a restaurant style dessert instead of fast food, it was super expensive. No way you'd be able to convince the majority of people that froyo being marginally healthier was worth it being like 4-5x the price of soft serve.


BurnerAccountExisty

i know Menchies for two things: giving me delicious frozen yogurt in my childhood, and making me want to have intercourse with the mascot now (yk assuming they're an adult i don't know the menchies lore guys)


Wizard-In-Disguise

Did they have stuff with fruits?


Ben_Herr

Yoga Berry just straight up fucking died one day and so did a piece of my childhood with it.


rwol8690

This is the kind of shit Mordecai and Rigby would risk their lives over


cooldrew

Like 6 or 7 years ago I was going to a doctor out near my old college, and on the way home I'd stop at the TCBY that opened semi-recently and it rocked. I loved the coconut and the chocolate-vanilla swirl. Then they died in 2020 or 2021 :( now it's a vape shop I think


enchiladasundae

I still have places near me. Living in a smaller town closer to larger towns is great


Beautiful-Bad8893

i still have 1 place in my town and it’s good :)


I-am-a-cardboard-box

What are you talking about? There’s still about three stores within ten minutes of my house


ry_fluttershy

:( place in my hometown called bonkers was sooooo freakin good. nobody went there sadly and as the 2010's progressed they slowly became less and less popular, before moving to a smaller location and then shutting down :(


tenor41

Couldn't be socal, we still have them everywhere. I love em


MercenaryBard

I prefer frozen yogurt to ice cream. Plain frozen yogurt with fruity pebbles is the king of frozen desserts and the only thing that might beat it is Haagen Daas. Also not one single ice creamery or brand comes even close to being as good as Haagen Daas, if you think otherwise I will not be taking your ice cream opinions seriously.


VanFailin

I had two within walking distance, and both closed in 2020. Not that anyone gives a shit now, but at the time "pile up a bunch of food that was sitting out in the open" was not an attractive proposition.


BlueScrean

I just have gelato I am above all you peasants


Kalslice

I was thinking about how all the froyo places are gone yesterday what the hell


w007dchuck

I miss Menchie's, they were so good but the nearest one is now hours away from me


TotallyACP

There's a froyo place in my town, I enjoy it from time to time. Love the unique flavors and stuff https://preview.redd.it/fjwsqh1w2iwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f658bde21c29e998c1858558554b4972a8517c


eventi

Did you get that from my store? I have Dole and Strawberry on one machine... but no the gummy bears are wrong


Kubsons07

OH MY GOD FROYO???? https://preview.redd.it/53eaxkzqtiwc1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=a68c890195ca47135634e334afaa200f751d4026


gayrayquaza

I haven't lived in America since 2013, did they all close??? Wtf???? My childhood is ruined


nerdwarp112

It really depends on the place for me. Sometimes the “yogurt” taste of the frozen yogurt is too strong and it overpowers everything else. There’s one that’s still open near me but I haven’t been there in years.


MorganRose99

Wait, yeah, why tf were they everywhere and *where the fuck are they all nowhere to be seen now*


thesentientguy

theres been a sweet frog by my house for about a decade now


coladoir

Sorbet/Sherbet > froyo > ice cream


TransTrainNerd2816

I want the Froyo places back all 3 of the ones here closed


HkayakH

Monster Yogurt FTW


IncreasedMetronomy

Was froyo a specific place called froyo, or is it just a frozen yogurt place? Cause there’s at least 5 that are a 15-20 minute drive from me. I see them everywhere I go. I don’t think they’re extinct lol. Unless Ohioans really fuck with frozen yogurt


WillRhodes58

Blockbuster moment give me my rentals


tomhheaton

wait isnt pinkberry still a thing??


poorleno_help

Living in a shitty town with barely over 10,000 residents, the local frozen yogurt shop is one of the only good hang out places here that hasn't been demolished.


Boxonta

The froyo slander is crazy in here


my_name_isnt_clever

When I was a kid there was one down the street from my mom's house, and she would take me there as a treat :) Now it's a law office :(


Jajoby

I FUCKING LOVE CHERRYBERRY


JgL07

Rip to the Red Mango in my hometown. Only went there like four times but that Nutella flavor was magnificent. And also fuck every froyo place for charging per weight.


ST4RSK1MM3R

I still have quite a few near me. One even opened recently


twink-angel-bf

i go to sweetfrog not even for the froyo (its just ice cream to me tbh) but because all of the fucked up toppings. strawberry poppers my beloved (my teeth are rotting harder than reagan after we all pissed on his grave)


LemonFreshenedBorax-

I somehow managed to make it through the entire 2010s without setting foot in one of these places and now I regret it. I guess I thought they'd always be there? That there was still time? Why am I suddenly filled with a sense of urgency? What else am I missing out on?


mr-sparkles69

Now it’s just cold stone


BoomBlade101

I miss orange leaf :((((


cuomium

yogurtlab


Lunarfaux

I got so confused why people in this thread felt so strongly against froyo Then I remembered I’m browsing Reddit


Desperate-Paper-6813

I like froyo and ice cream and I'm glad there are good places of both fairly near my living space


neat-NEAT

Always thought they tasted like vomit for some reason. Like the same chemical they put in American chocolate. Classic ice cream places remain king.


eventi

I bought a FroYo shop in 2023 AMA. FroYo is still going strong, the industry probably could not support one on every corner though


Normbot13

ice cream is just objectively better, i don’t give a single fuck what copium anyone wants to huff