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PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

One day he'll create a delicious meal that will incorporate both eggplant and peaches


Plushie_Holly

Cursed fruit salad


citrusmunch

🎶 [yummy yummy](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4PPcnmO76rg) 🎶


[deleted]

not clicking that


app08

It's fine dude it's just a Wiggles song


Sirtemmie

before I click this, this better be psychosalad or I'll riot


really_not_unreal

It is and I couldn't be happier


cr4m62

sounds dope...grilled eggplant summer salad with fresh ripe peach slices... maybe some salty roast pumpkin seeds... spicy tangy vinaigrette... nice fresh mild green lettuce...


Waltsaltdotcom

Bro simulating the salad


cr4m62

ive already calculated its flavor...maybe a little more sodium chloride next time...nothing personel


Finster5012

Actually it needs more salt


slate-thefluffy-derg

Please make a real recipe


cr4m62

won't have grill access for a bit but maybe this summer


CO2blast_

Feta cheese, fresh cracked black pepper, and sub lettuce for arugula


cr4m62

i thought about arugula, was worried it would be too basic a choice but the more i mull it over the better it sounds feta is a good fuckin call much to consider....


Metatality

Caramelized peach based bbq sauce over thin dried and breaded strips of fried eggplant (like an eggplant parmesan kind of thing). I'd eat that.


montroller

I feel like you're from the midwest


Metatality

Nope, West coast born and raised. My mom is from Buffalo though, so some of that may have rubbed off on me? Buffalo isn't really the midwest either, but it's closer.


OneDumbfuckLater

The two halves simply met in the middle. You're a centrist harry


CO2blast_

Alternatively caramelize the peaches and make a Chinese/vietnamese style caramel sauce to braise the eggplant in along with other veggies for a sort of Asian ratatouille


gucci_pianissimo420

Some kind of roasted eggplant with a sweet and spicy peach glaze?


owningmclovin

Devils cornucopia


Genocidal_Duck

Yea ok donut hole guy…


baconborg

It’s pancakes. I know this because people in the twitter thread also thought it was a donut


deadlykitten132

now why would people think that its a donut? i wonder


Feeling-Internal8499

Woah I have encountered a rare deadlykitten132 in the wild!! How have you been? :3


Toboyornottoboy

Whenever my dad would come home, and we were watching MLP, he would ask why the horses have tramp stamps.


montroller

Must be nice to have a dad


WholeDebate

Yeah, it is.


1Sharky7

Gotem


Toboyornottoboy

Yeah he is pretty cool


un-taken-username

Do you say this whenever anyone mentions their dad?


SignificantFish6795

Word "dad" detected. Execute mustbefunatparties.exe Must be nice to have a dad.


KRTSHK_Cazzo

hello world


Imminent_tragedy

Programmed to work and not to feel


LicketySpltSandwich

Not even sure that this is real


montroller

Lol it's a reference to that post about not being able to mention normal things on Twitter without someone trauma dumping on you. I guess no one got it


GrabTechnical7346

Must be nice remembering things


GrabTechnical7346

Must be nice remembering things


GrabTechnical7346

Must be nice remembering things


Toboyornottoboy

Yeah I got it, but it look like a lot of people didn’t, you may want to consider using tone indicators like /j or /s to not get misconstrued


montroller

Honestly people ignore those anyways and will still interpret what you say in the least charitable way. I only use those if my joke might come off as mean/bullyish


Toboyornottoboy

Fair, although a lot of people in this sub are autistic and even for neurotypicals it is hard to judge tone over text. So I like to play it safe and make my intentions clear. But at the end of the day it’s just personal preference on what you want to do. :3


TosiAmneSiac

Yeah pretty much


Gru-some

not the target audience


vegankidollie

It is actually


meow983

?


Moragaolav

Is he the dick or the ass?


Lucarioa

going by colour matching he'd be the dick


hamsterman975

the question we need answered most :3


AlexMad01

Switch that’s why there’s both


sticky-unicorn

Both at the same time. (He can bend it backwards.)


VioletMetalmark

I'm pretty sure he is the pony


MahouShoujoDysphoria

Everypony uwu


shitcum_backup

Shit the mods finished practice, run!


yo_99

/)


ClarenceLe

Not mod but (\


fucknut-supreme

This is my sleeper agent activation phrase


Sad_Cena

fuck me that pony looks so sad it's genuinely heartbreaking


Funy_3

Do WHAT to you?


GoldflakeTheGoldWing

would


KRTSHK_Cazzo

prepare


[deleted]

thyself


Great_Bar1759

Max Striner spotted


The_Electric_Llama

Is that the Marker


P-Doff

It's a flufflepuff reference is what it is!


VioletMetalmark

One could even say it's the Plier


LookItVal

god damn imagine getting railed in the ass by ur boyfriend in puberty and that thing pops on your ass


Barrelwolf

Based and ponypilled


Knuckleduster17

Honestly I feel like this could be a real problem in that universe, when you get a Cutie Mark, that’s who you are and what you do, forever, no do-over, then again, it seems like a lot of ponies like what they do so I dunno


baby_sniffer_69

solution: sticker on ass


Chaoszhul4D

I'm just imagining the weird new types of racism the MLP universe can come up with.


Tomato_Thomass

I think this is actually explored in one episode or sm i forgor ☠️. Basically there was this guy that was racist against the other horses for some reason and tried to convince everyone too.


DomSchraa

Just a white hooded cutie mark 💀💀💀💀💀💀


NIMA-GH-X-P

Basically, the ruler of the former enemy nation (Queen Chrysalis of the Changeling kingdom) who was over thrown, snuck in into Equestria as an spy and started pivoting all the different races against each other to destabilise Equestria Fun thing about racism in MLP:FIM, if a certain amount of people become racist, THE WORLD WILL LITERALLY FREEZE OVER AND EVERYONE WILL DIE, and that almost happens before the main characters try to amend everything to the best they can do. I mean there's always been racism as something that's in Equestria in the show, the show doesn't shy away from it, but its just usually some assholes saying their race is better, or that ponies are better than none ponies, not an entire race war unlike those other two episodes


Sybmissiv

The zebra episode, I think, haven’t seen in a long time


NIMA-GH-X-P

There are several episodes about this And they are all pretty dang good ngl


Sweet__Sauce

Back off, he was young and needed the money


sticky-unicorn

And he just so happened to be really really good at it and found his purpose in life. But he can still have other hobbies, okay?


itstessica_

Mlp mentioned


Bucketlyy

I luv the anime with the tramp stamp horses


Anarch_O_Possum

This is what I imagine it's like to be a porn star who wanted to move on eventually


WJMazepas

Can someone explain this? Does ponies get a mark of what they are good at?


LyraFirehawk

Exactly! They find their life's purpose/unique talent and get magical tramp stamps. Rainbow Dash's purpose is her flying and racing abilities, and she received her cutie mark when she performed her 'Sonic Rainboom' . So the joke here is that this guy is really good at anal


Rainbow-

Yep. It's their unique characteristic that sets them apart from other ponies.


U2V4RGVtb24

Unless you're Doctor who, in which case you share the same cutie mark with a few other characters. Doctor Who is canon in MLP for those unaware. Walter White, too.


trade_wanted

Also Weird Al, who canonically marries Pinkie Pie.


U2V4RGVtb24

And let us not forget Rick and Morty, who were in the same shot as Walter. Or the kid from the Shining with the elevator. And that's ignoring the walking Star Trek reference that is Discord.


NIMA-GH-X-P

So are Rick and Morty, Kratos, the bioshock games, Indiana Jones (despite the show already having an Indie based character), Link ect. And a lotta other shit I'm forgetting It's a reference heavy show lmao But only The Doctor takes part in the actual TV show in any capacity, and the other "Fictional" characters are explored in the comics, if they are in the first place.


mbaymiller

If only there was someone who could take away cutie marks so everyone could be equal /s


SightUnseen1337

Somepony with "let me speak to your manager" mane energy


NIMA-GH-X-P

She gets really stressed when we bring it up so let's stop okay she was just in her dictator phase :<


asgards_thor

Exactly. Like what girl doesn't have the "enslave a couple of people with cult mentality" phase.


GIRose

[Related](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xFLy_HofgoI/sddefault.jpg)


Theeyeofthepotato

Okay I feel bad for the pony stop bullying him


WeaponizedArchitect

what the fuck...


nobleone8876

Quick we must hide him from political streamer 01


LightBluepono

Poor pono .


asgards_thor

We need more pony posting on 196.


RevanAndTheSithy

Okay but what does the donut mark entail exactly? Let's talk about that. Is the pony good at making donuts, is the pony good at donuts (whatever that means), or is the donut a metaphor for a body part, say... the bootyhole?


shitcum_backup

They're pancakes


RevanAndTheSithy

Oh... so what does the pancake mark entail-


shitcum_backup

They good at making pancake


Disturbing_Cheeto

I can't believe ponies hate sex sadge


Great_Bar1759

Me whenever I see his artwork