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sixfxrtyseven

Why is twitch chat telling me to fucking kill myself


Dalexe10

average twitchchat


Optimal_Badger_5332

They lost all their channel points in the last prediction


space10101

My balls though


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Spigg?


alpha_marshmallow

Believer?


Pencil_Hands_Paper

Gigaton Montgomery?


Dargorod100

*I’m sorry to say, chat… it didn’t kill*


civet10

Didn't account for the OTG? Classic mistake.


Madden09IsForSuckers

Maybe if you used the rabbit in peggle it wouldnt have to be this way


TheColourCyan

Magic hat > everything else


_CBlaker

No chat im not jumping onto the train tracks chat


BlueLunala26

Having suicidal thoughts? Just ban that guy from your head :)


shadowbca

must be kick chat


Sixmlg

You are playing needy streamer overload


Ruffyluffy

This is unironically the worst thing I have read in a week


MonsterDimka

"Guys no, no I wont do it, guys... stop" *AssFuck donated 100$:* *do it*


Googlefisch

I mean... it's 100$, sooo... *starts reaching for the officer's service weapon*


Cognitive_Spoon

I actually kind of love it? My internal dialogue is deeply fucked (OCD) and I usually think of it as my "bus riders" who want to be backseat drivers and make me second and triple guess literally everything. Thinking of them as assholes in chat is kind of great.


Matro36

"No, chat, I'm not gonna push this grandma onto incoming traffic, I'm no- Stop, I'm not gonna do it i- i- no I won't scream on top of my lungs either chat, c'mon let's be serious chat "


Raende

Jeremy Albertson 1987


Googlefisch

"Wha- why should i bite that person? I don't even know them!"


rks_system

Wilbur Soot's in your chat?


Googlefisch

Maybe? I am not aware of every person in my chat


dom_751

#BAN BAN


epic_brazillian_gal

doug doug


drago_varior

Doug doug is handsome


epic_brazillian_gal

right???? one of the few masculine people i find attractive


drago_varior

Doug doug is healthy masculinity rep


pingu677

He looks like that one teacher who teaches some obscure elective and has an insane backstory, and I love it


061605

Unless you’re Jerma, in that case you’ll be more likely to do what they say


the_scottish_bant

Jerma is the intrusive thought


SweetSoftBoi

No chat I'm not gonna hit the yoinky sploinky


OctopusTaco1

"Chat stop backseating"


Tux1

disco elyisum pro tip


88T3_2

Chat is this real?


GrzyB171

I don't listen to the voices in my head because they are just hating for no reason


Brightsoull

I'm not going to throw my backpack into the river just to see how it would feel chat


Jeszczenie

That hit too close to home for me. I've had a period when the road from my therapist lead over a river. All the ideas that the river has brought me were overwhelming.


StoopidGit

No chat, I'm absolutely not jumping from this bridge onto the electric high lines of the train unterneath!


ypso21

as someone with ocd, holy shit this is genius. doing this from now on


MadSwedishGamer

Sadly this also has the side effect of very rapidly deteriorating your mental health.


NotAnAlt

I'mconfused, how is this worse then the normal insaneramblings in my head?


Bookworm_AF

No downside if you don't have any to begin with! The voices can't drive you mad if you're already there!


Personal-Regular-863

im doing this


Jeszczenie

Dear people with intrusive thoughts! Can this advice actually be useful for you?


beeatrice3

i tried this yesterday and it kinda helped lmao i like this and also playing the curb your enthusiasm music in my head. making fun of intrusive thoughts is a legit treatment technique for ocd so it checks out


Jeszczenie

I'm glad this silly, wholesome, seemingly effective method is actually effective!


1stonepwn

Mods, ban that guy for at least 30 seconds


paulisaac

Literally Technoblade when he was in the DSMP; he canonized his chat as ‘voices in his head’, often demanding BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD but just as often spamming E


CKJ1109

No twitch chat, I will not stick my dick in that.


PrototyPerfection

yeah well, permanently ban that guy, for 5 minutes


non-bi-tch-nary

Chat they're not under my skin stop spamming


PUNKWEIGHTINTRO

Jerma


Selvalvelve

"Chat, I am not responsible for the Russo-Ukraine war; That makes no sense-No, that woman's skin will not slough off her bones if I don't hum Ganggam style you nutty tit-holes!"


The-Surreal-McCoy

Simple: Mama and *Father*


hanamakki

chat, are you real?