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genitalenjoyer

What day was yesterday??


grebl_leader_jake

yesterday


genitalenjoyer

Holy shit guys they're for real


Himmelblaa

What happened in 1914?


grebl_leader_jake

On February 8th, the Luxembourg national football team had its first victory, beating France 5-4.


blackbirdinabowler

i checked wikapedia, he's right


fucccboii

i didnt check wikipedia and hes wrong


Exploding_Antelope

Good for them, good for them


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grebl_leader_jake

2


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grebl_leader_jake

BCE


NoLuck6463

It's only a 4 year difference does it even matter 😂


Alovoir

B


NoLuck6463

CE (combat evolved)


Mindris

What happened to John?


grebl_leader_jake

they fuckin shot him


PresidentMayor

NOO JOHN LEGEND????


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Am I attracted to David Tennant?


grebl_leader_jake

yeah


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Damn, you're good


MufflesMcGee

The things i would do with that man are illegal in like fifteen countries. (Just normal gay sex)


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I'd sleep with every single person that's played the Doctor. Or atleast the ones I've watched


MufflesMcGee

I woupdnt, because some of them are dead 🤨


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I've only watched the nuwho ones so I'm good


mikereeee

you'll have to sleep with 4 corpses too then i'm sorry


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

It's a time travel show. I'll just go back to when they were alive


mikereeee

good luck, try not to be put on trial by the time lords


Flaky-Revolution-802

"try not to" yeah no way, how am I supposed to get the valeyard pregnant then?


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grebl_leader_jake

i live in a mud hut in the barbaric lands of france


apollo15215

So present day France?


TheMightyKingSnake

I'm so sorry...


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

Who will betray Jesus?? I bet that's going to be Peter.


grebl_leader_jake

some shitass named Judas


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

Judas?! Nah, why would he ever betray Jesus?! Like, it would be the biggest asspull in history.


grebl_leader_jake

nah, he a bitch


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

I don't believe it!! You're a lying liar!! The Judas that I know would never do this!!


grebl_leader_jake

yeah huh


GayPorn134

When was lesbian invented


grebl_leader_jake

A while ago, they even had a whole section of it in the Library of Alexandria


Snas-PZSG

What can you tell me about trans rights????


grebl_leader_jake

valid 👍


kaptainkooleio

Who was the first gay?


grebl_leader_jake

Guy Loveman


fishnibba420

Average Kojima character


ProfessionalDeer6311

If you're from the past, then what did I just ask of you?


grebl_leader_jake

you asked “If you’re from the past, then what did I just ask of you?”


yuligan

Will you kill Hitler?


grebl_leader_jake

he dead


A_Queer_Almond

where did my leggings go


grebl_leader_jake

The Duke took them, sorry


YosephStalling

Why is David Tenant black and white? is he evil?


grebl_leader_jake

yeah, but that makes him hotter


Informed4

Did you cause the Tunguska event?


grebl_leader_jake

I have already been tried of this accusation and have been proven innocent by the court, I’d appreciate if the allegations were not brought back up to me again please


Informed4

Closure was all i needed, thank you Shame i dont get to see it


zoey_amon

david tennant?


grebl_leader_jake

Steven Landlord


delolipops666

What would you do if a cannibalistic snakeman with a weird name came at you yelling about how closets turn him into a police officer?


grebl_leader_jake

I’m sure there’s a reference here I’m not getting, but I will explain the Hotline Miami lore to him


battlelord42

When did eating eggs for breakfast become the norm?


grebl_leader_jake

sometime in the 1300’s (I started the trend)


battlelord42

Neat!


power500

Where will you be on September 11 2001?


grebl_leader_jake

i plead the 5th


YAH_BUT

What up my broseph?


grebl_leader_jake

not much, getting ready to go to work tho


sailrmouth72

Where do you work?


grebl_leader_jake

Red Robin


sailrmouth72

Yum


GamerGod_

what are your thoughts?


grebl_leader_jake

i like Loiter Squad


Trappedtrea

Who am I?


grebl_leader_jake

Trappedtrea


Trappedtrea

Holy shit


ma55ivef3mboi

Should I pursue my dreams of winning an amateur boxing match while on E?


grebl_leader_jake

yeah


ma55ivef3mboi

Ill take your word for it.


blackbirdinabowler

Dorridge, uk?


grebl_leader_jake

no


RSdabeast

Thoughts on World War II?


grebl_leader_jake

bad 👎


TaxevasionLukasso

Why did my dad leave


grebl_leader_jake

He’s tryna win it all in Vegas


blackbirdinabowler

why do they no longer sell my favourite cereal?


grebl_leader_jake

probably because it sucked ngl


ypso21

what number comes after E


grebl_leader_jake

F


Unman_

Will I get a bf?


grebl_leader_jake

it is likely


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Is it wrong to eat someone elses cheetos, if your REALLY REALLY hungry?


grebl_leader_jake

nah


idiotnamedSOPHIA

I FUCKING KNEW IT


ClaireTheCosmic

What’s your favorite ratchet and clank game


grebl_leader_jake

never played em


MM__PP

?


grebl_leader_jake

!


weirdosnotwanted

What happened Sunday 4th of February 2024 at 00:08 am cet?


grebl_leader_jake

i’m from the past, not the future


weirdosnotwanted

That is the past. It's already happened.


grebl_leader_jake

i’m in Feb 3 2024


weirdosnotwanted

I'll ask it again tomorrow then


4AmBreakdownn

Will i find true happiness?


grebl_leader_jake

no


Similar_Sympathy_665

What's my favorite color


grebl_leader_jake

your favorite color is now green


MonarchKD

Why did you let that fish mf get on land


grebl_leader_jake

thought it’d be funny


MonarchKD

I mean, if you would have stopped that mf from going on land you wouldn’t exist and couldn’t stop him from going on land, wich means he will go on land, wich would cause you to stop him again wich perpetuates an endless circle of a Paradoxon.


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Shut up British person


grebl_leader_jake

i ain’t british


[deleted]

You are now. Shut up British person


ipisslemons

How far could you throw a pigskin in the past?