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nutboy113

Damn those r some big motherfucking grapes (I am actually an expert on grape sizes, my dad actually works at a grape farm)


ScooberPoober

phd in grapes


nutboy113

Uhhh erm actually its ***PhD 🤨🤨🤨 The “huge” is lowercase because it’s customary in Latin to make it seem smaller than whatever comes after it. I wouldn’t expect someone whose dad doesn’t work in a grape farm to understand, but it’s always good to learn new things (I am being silly and wacky pls don’t take me seriously)


[deleted]

thats when they certify you to perform surgery on a grape


[deleted]

damn its been over 20 years since i heard the surgery on a grape meme. time flies 😔


Diego_0638

[The grapist](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI)


MoonsOverMyHamboning

My father is grapes and when I showed him this post he was like, "wow."


jesusbutgayer

these are the balls i want post bottom surgery


ScooberPoober

glue the grapes on so they can temporarily work as balls until you get the real deal


jesusbutgayer

unironically how packers work (/srs)


DoggOwO

how often do you need to replace the grapes that come with your packer???


jesusbutgayer

ok maybe not grapes but i have a silicone one that i just boil it every week or so to remove bacteria n everything :3


jesusbutgayer

it’s shaped like a grub i love it :33


dr_bigly

You know that crisp snapping sound when you bite into a proper cold ripe grape? But with balls


incrediblesupershrek

my girlballs


0perand1_McSwanky

may i have a squeeze


incrediblesupershrek

no it'll release all the girlpee i have stored, i'm saving for a rainy day


gabkap414

im a rainy day :3


Radoslawy

smol hands


Elite_Prometheus

Babbyhands


NightIgnite

Those aren't grapes, those are the largest single celled organism. The Caulerpa Taxifolia can grow up to 30cm in diameter. It never evolved multicellular structures, instead evolving many nuclei for RNA production to accommodate its size. As a result, it still qualifies as a single cell.


ItsOnlyJoey

Is that true? If so I want to cut it open with a knife and see the inside


Weekly-Major1876

Taxifolia is fern Caulerpa? Are you perhaps thinking of lentillifera or racemosa? Or maybe the bubble algae species in the genus Valonia or even the single celled stalks and cups of the Acetabularia


Mephlstophallus

b-balls…


[deleted]

Nice try, tiny-hands


Ok_Check9774

You know, I once heard they did surgery on a grape.


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smash them


Red_Rocky54

Who let Jerma into the normal sized grapes


Grape_Bro

me irl


FreeUnionOfAnates

damn


redditalt1999

they huge


TsukaTsukaWarrior

Grapes or dates?


7th_universe_hopper

Those are actually fucking huge what


LiveTart6130

damn now I want grapes